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Brazzers
<p>Brazzers network might just be the most widely recognized name in pornography today. Even if you’re just a casual porn watcher (we know you’re not, ya fuckin perv), you’ve likely heard of Brazzers. They are notorious for providing some of the highest quality content, sexiest porn stars, and well-executed extended scenes. It also probably doesn’t hurt that they seem to have ad space on nearly every free porn site on the web.</p><p></p><p>Brazzers got its start in 2005 by a group of investors in Montreal and has since become a subsidiary of the conglomerate, Mindgeek, putting them alongside other giants of the adult video world, Pornhub and Redtube. Brazzers has built quite the reputation for themselves, winning multiple AVN (Adult Video News) awards every year since 2009. Among their many accolades are Best Adult Website, Best New Video Production Company, Best Big Bust (Big Tits at School), Best Membership Website, and Best Art Direction (Storm Kings). You would be hard-pressed to find a more consistently top-notch membership network out there today.</p><p></p><p>I have always been curious to see for myself what all the hype was about, so I finally decided to subscribe. There are many things Brazzers is doing right and a few things that I would expect such a high-profile paid porn site to be much better at. So, without further ado, let’s get into it.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Can a Porn Site Give you Blue Balls?</h3>There is a palpable feeling of excitement upon logging into a new paid porn site for the first time, especially one with a reputation like Brazzers’. However, as soon as I enter my username and password, and complete the stupid little Recaptcha test (which images contain buses? I don’t fucking know, Brazzers; which images contain tight pussies? Can you tell me that?), I’m redirected to a portal site instead of the Brazzers home page.<p></p><p>Immediately they are trying to sell me more shit—bundle packages with other studios like Reality Kings, Mofos, and Digital Playground—and there is a confusing list of generic category-based channels to choose from. There is the Latina Channel, the Teens Channel, the Milfs Channel. Confused and quickly losing hardness, I click on the Teens Channel (18+), thinking maybe that’s just how Brazzers organizes their content.</p><p></p><p>Not quite. Instead of taking me to all of the sexy 18+ teen videos Brazzers has to offer, they’re already trying to sell me something else. They actually expect me to pay $60 more to unlock this channel. Are you fucking kidding me? I just signed up for a yearlong subscription at $10 a month, that’s $120, and you already want more of my money? Calm down, you greedy fucks.</p><p></p><p>After clicking through a couple more of these bullshit channels, I finally notice the small menu bar at the top of the site. In addition to “Channels,” there is a dropdown menu for “Sites,” which are also all locked and require additional payment to be viewed. Eventually, I hover my mouse over “Networks.” Completely flaccid by this point, there it is, in another dropdown menu, a link for Brazzers.</p><p></p><p>Okay, cool, now I’ll be able to find some awesome videos and fap uninterrupted. Or so I thought. Although I was pleased to have successfully hunted down and located the official Brazzers site and all its content, there are still more bundle ads! For the price I’m paying, I should at least be able to watch my porn in peace, don’t you think? Awful first impression, Brazzers. Step your fucking game up.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>More Ads? But You Already Have My Fucking Money!</h3>I am less than impressed with the layout and design of the website too. Two vertical banner ads for what content they are pushing hard this week. I accidentally click on the right side of the screen and am brought to—not even a full video, mind you—a trailer for the season finale of Brazzers House, which doesn’t come out for another 9 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes, and 50 seconds (according to the additional countdown clock at the top of the page).<p></p><p>Who knew that paying for porn would actually make it more difficult to actually watch some fucking porn?</p><p></p><p>Underneath and in between all of the obnoxious ads on the home page are some videos. Emphasis on the word, “some.” I don’t know about you, but I would expect the actual viewable content to be the main focus of a website like Brazzers. Nope. Instead, you have three categories, with four videos in each: “Latest Scenes,” “Most Popular this Week,” and “Upcoming Scenes.” To view more than four videos in each category, you must click on another page.</p><p></p><p>Below these three tiny sections, the home page also has links for “Brazzers Live Cams,” “Recently Active Porn Stars,” and “Our Partners [technically another fucking ad].” I decided to check out the live cams, curious to see if any of their porn stars go on it ever. But, wait a minute, what’s that? Another feature Brazzers wants me to pay extra for? Now I’m pissed.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Okay, Now We’re Getting There? Maybe?</h3>I’ve wasted a good fifteen minutes just trying to find all of this great porn Brazzers apparently has hidden somewhere. I go back to the home page once more and try my luck with “Latest Scenes.” Okay, now it looks like we’re getting somewhere. There are still way too many ads above, to the sides of, and below the search results, but at least I get to choose between more than four fucking videos this time.<p></p><p>There’s a decent filter feature above the search results where I can organize the scenes by release date, rating, most views, title, or “I feel horny,” which shuffles the order, I guess? I don’t know, I can’t really tell what that does. I can also filter by model name or tag (tags can also be used in conjunction with one another, which is pretty cool).</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Ah, There We Go…</h3>I will say that the content is 100% all it’s cracked up to be. You can tell that the people at Brazzers respect pornography as the art form that it is. They are not just putting out cheap smut for the lowest common denominators. The production quality of their videos is excellent, the cinematography is thoughtful, the women are fucking gorgeous.<p></p><p>One thing in particular that I enjoy about Brazzers’ content is the fact that they are continuing the tradition of narrative-based porn. In today’s age of mass porn consumption, the emphasis on the storyline in porn seems to be dying off a little bit. Thankfully, though, there are still quality studios out there like Brazzer’s keeping it alive. Sometimes it’s nice to have a little bit of backstory to help get you immersed in the fantasy. Sometimes I don’t want to just simply fuck a tight asshole; sometimes I want to know that the tight asshole I’m fucking belongs to my bitchy girlfriend’s hot roommate after she gets done doing yoga in front of me.</p><p></p><p>Brazzers has content that easily allows me to slip away into the story. And if you don’t care who the tight asshole belongs to, no worries, Brazzers has plenty of quicker-paced, wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am scenes available as well.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Is It Worth Paying For?</h3>Taking all of this into account, we come upon the ultimate question: is Brazzers worth the money? Well, that is a trickier question than it may seem at first. Sure, there is some awesome, high-quality content and you’re granted access to it as soon as it’s ready for release; but, on the other hand, what you get for your money doesn’t quite seem to live up to the massive amounts of hype that surround this studio.<p></p><p>Although I can appreciate paying for a great product over settling for cheaper (or free) content of a lower standard, I’m gonna say it’s totally worth paying for a subscription on Brazzers!</p><p></p><p>My biggest suggestion to Brazzers: stop trying to fucking sell me more shit when you already have my goddamned money. Greedy fucking cum sippers. Oh, and please improve your layout and navigation of your website. You have a reputation to live up to, start doing it outside of your content too.</p><p></p><p>On that note, I think I will probably be jerking it quite a bit to Brazzers (often misspelled as "brazers", "brazzars", "berazzers", "brazzera", "brezzers" and "brazzerz") over the next few months to ensure that I get my fucking money’s worth. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll go do that right now. Happy fapping, fucktards!</p>
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BangBros
<p>The tagline under the logo outside Bang Bros Network aka Bang Brothers says it’s Where The Girls Really Know How To Fuck! They call themselves The Original Amateur Porn Network and then show you pictures of your favorite professional video-sluts. I’m talking about girls like Adriana Chechik, Gianna Dior, and Jade Kush. Pornstars you know and love doing amateur work? It all looks pretty polished to me.</p><p></p><p>Hey, whatever. Call it what you want, but BangBros aka BangBrothers has a formula that undeniably works. Today I’m going to take a totally scholarly, dick-in-my-pants look at that formula. I swear, I’m typing this with two hands.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Often Imitated, Never Duplicated</h3>You’ve heard of Bang Bros already. They’ve been around for a couple of decades now and have become a true force in the world of online pornography. They’ve put out more than 15,000 movies, and the main site is currently pulling about 20 million views a month. BangBros.com is actually the center of an Internet smut empire than spans over 50 sites.<p></p><p>Tons of porn these days features dudes driving around, picking up hot randos, and banging them in the back of the bus. I’m not sure if BangBros invented this sub-genre, but they definitely helped define and refine it with their BangBus. You see the scenario repeated all over the damn place, along with the professional “amateur” production they’re known for.</p><p></p><p>(In case you were wondering, yes, BangBus is included with a BangBros membership. You get access to over 50 sites in their network, including AssParade, MonsterOfCock, and PublicBang. Sorry, but you’ll have to sign up separately for SexBusters, PublicInvasion, and Don’t Fuck My Daughter.)</p><p></p><p>BangBros is big enough, popular enough, and unstoppable enough that you’ve certainly pulled the ol’ pud to their flicks, even if you’ve never signed up and paid for the privilege. Because of their insane popularity, they’re one of the most widely pirated porn players. It’s hard to find a free sex tube without any content straight-up stolen from BangBros and uploaded by some cretin with a boner.</p><p></p><p>I’m going to give you two options. One, you can watch Kelsi Monroe getting fucked in a fifth-generation, Super Nintendo resolution copy on a free tube that makes you stream from a piracy site owned by the Russian mob. There will be lots of buffering and lots of spam. Or, you can go to the source and beat off to the same video in smooth-streaming, crystal-clear HD.</p><p></p><p>Yeah, it’s an easy choice for me, but I’m not so broke I have to watch anal porn at the library next to a guy who smells like booze and piss. BangBros has a couple of options for the cheapskates, though.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Top Pornstar Fucks for a Buck</h3>BangBros is thirty bucks a month, just like almost every other premium porn site. It’s cheaper if you buy a year, or you go crackhead-style and just sign up for a day or a week. You can hang around outside Wal-Mart and easily beg enough change to get your fix of MILFs creampied by their step-sons and 18+ teen sluts squirting girl-cum from their pussies.<p></p><p>A word of warning, though: those short trial memberships auto-bill at a higher rate than usual. I’m sure the kind of responsible, good-with-money person who buys porn access by the day is smart enough to cancel before that happens, though, right?</p><p></p><p>You may have noticed the site stats on the Adults Only warning screen when you first got to BangBros. It mentions how they have more than 50 sites, and over 15,000 scenes with at least 6,000 beautiful, slutty girls so far. I think the 15k number is network-wide, because it says I only have 8,836 scenes in my membership.</p><p></p><p>As of this writing, basic BangBros membership comes with 54 sites. (All the videos are accessible from the central site, which is way more convenient than otherwise.) I’m guessing those other thousands of movies are spread around the rest of the BangBros network. You’ll get a menu of add-ons after signing in. Sites like AbuseMe, FilthyFamily, and BlacksOnMoms looks amazing, but will make your BangBros subscription more expensive.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>OMFG, That’s a Ton of Porno</h3>Once you get logged in and through the upsell screens, BangBros hits you with the goods. The main screen of your Members page features the latest and greatest the site has to offer. There are a few free cams at the top, but remember to tip the girls if you want them to show their pussies.<p></p><p>I went straight for the top-rated scene on the whole site. Uploaded just a few days ago, Sexy Ass Jynx Maze Gets A Creampie is a 22-minute, 4K Ultra-Definition POV banging site from BangPOV, natch. Bust out the VR headset and tell the wife you’re just polishing your glasses under that blanket you keep on the couch.</p><p></p><p>There’s a button to watch the trailer at the bottom of the video player. I was all lubed up and ready for business, though, so I skipped to the main event. The video loads up instantly with no buffering even in high quality. Downloads of the scene are available in the same resolutions.</p><p></p><p>Our hero, Camera-head, opens a door and peeps on a beautiful brunette in a bathroom. He gropes her ass, and the opening banter sets it up as a taboo scene between step-siblings. They don’t seem to get along too well, but fortunately, she’s horny and hungry for the taste of dick.</p><p></p><p>Jynx is a such a hot piece of ass, and she knows how to work every inch of that flawless body to tease mind-blowing orgasms out of her sex partners and viewers. She’s had a lot of practice, even just counting her dozens of scenes on BangBros. I also recommend Big Black Cock Break In and The View of Anal with Jynx Maze, both of which you’ll find by clicking her name below the video.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Gorgeous, Talented, and So Horny</h3>I’ve seen a bunch of my favorite sluts on BangBros within minutes of logging in, but the search bar entices me to “Search for all models.” That’s some confidence in their selection of slutty babes.<p></p><p>Earlier, I’d been bummed to find out Mia Khalifa’s site was on the network, but not included with the basic subscription. I typed her name in the search and found out I had a few dozen of her scenes anyway. Nice! I clicked “Request more shoots of me” on the sidebar. It’s nice that BangBros is listening, or at least pretending to.</p><p></p><p>You can also check out the Girls page to see them all lined up like cuts of meat. The default view is Top Rated, and your prime cunts include babes like Rachel Starr, Remy LaCroix, Kendra Lust, and Valentina Nappi.</p><p></p><p>If you’re less concerned about famous names and faces, I recommend jumping right to the Category area and dialing in what you’re into. BangBros doesn’t have thousands of micro-categories like some sites, but there are a few pages of tags as specific as Public Fucking, Tattoo Girl, and Tittyfuck.</p><p></p><p>Once you pull up the videos for a babe, site, or porn category, it’s easy to find the best shit by using the Top Rated sort option. The number one most popular ass-fingering video on BangBros is a classic from 2009 called She Touches Her First Dick. The quality is a little rougher around the edges than what we’ve grown used to from, but you can see exactly why they’ve remained major players in the porn game.</p><p></p><p>It’s telling me that my only complaint is that some stuff costs extra. That’s not even really a complaint. It’s just how the entire rest of the world works. Boo-hoo if your CNFM fetish scenes still cost extra, like they always have. You still get access to a really massive stash of premium bang movies.</p><p></p><p>BangBros (often misspelled as "bangbross" and "bamgbros") is an easy choice if you’re looking for a premium site to sign up for. It costs the same as the rest of the paysites, but with better porno than most. Not only are the fuck movies exceptional, but the entire collection also stretches back twenty years. You can download to your heart’s content, but it would be a challenge just beating off to every new scene pouring out of this smut faucet.</p>
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Reality Kings
<p>You’ve heard of RealityKings (rk.com). As much as I like to pretend my dirty little corner is the center of the online smut universe, there’s almost no way you’ve found me without first passing by that landmark of Internet porn. It all started in a college dorm room nearly twenty years ago and has grown into a fucking empire of sex movies. I’m talking tens of thousands of full-length, HD videos, spread across a huge network of adult websites.</p><p></p><p>Look, I know you’re a bunch of cheapskates. So am I. We all want the best bang for our porno buck. With so much free spank material out there, why would anyone still sign up with a paysite like RealityKings.com? It all boils down to the high quality and high volume of the content.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>New Pussies, Featured Titties, Trending Booties</h3>The guided tour on the landing page gives you a pretty good idea of what you can expect. They’ve got New Videos starring Ebony babes stroking cock and Asian girls eating it. The Featured Videos feature girls flashing their tits in a gym and having threesomes on a private island. There’s also a Trending Videos section, with sluts like Rachel Starr and Honey Moon doing basically everything they can to make your dick hard.<p></p><p>Below is a list of just some of the sites you get with your membership. Watch 8thStreetLatinas getting smashed, BigNaturals bouncing, or tune in for the sexy hijinks of BadTowTruck. That last one actually makes me want to quit this review gig and drive around in a tow truck all day. The screengrabs on the sample page show babes sucking dick, riding it, and squirting all over the place instead of paying cash for a tow.</p><p></p><p>There are actually only eleven videos on BadTowTruck. The downside to having so many sites under their umbrella is that some of them have gone stale. There are updates across the current sites every day, and most have hundreds of videos to get you going while you slam the salami. Mike’s Apartment, featuring the sexy adventures of a European stud named Mike and his rotating cast of horny roommates, has more than 800 full-length clips.</p><p></p><p>You get more than fifty different sites with your Reality Kings membership, including CumFiesta, their site that started it all. The full list has something for everyone, from MILF Hunters to fans of luscious ass. A couple of kinkier interests are here, but not many: there’s a trans site and a CFNM fetish site. The image for In the VIP has a bunch of club girls doing a human centipede up a flight of stairs, so I’m going to have to come back for a closer look.</p><p></p><p>At the bottom of the tour page is a row of some of the current Top Rated Models. Right now, I see Valentina Nappi’s succulent butt and Brandy Talore’s massive breasts among them, so I know I’m in for something good.</p><p></p><p>I’m dripping and I’m still just looking at the RealityKings tour. Let’s log in and take a real look before I pop and have to start the whole thing over.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>A Lot of (Gang) Bang for Your Buck</h3>Before you sign up, look out for what specifically they’re selling you. The default option says it’s $9.99 a month, but the fine print tells you that’s only if you pay for a year upfront. You can pay for a month or three at a time, depending on your budget. The two-day trial is worth the buck, but don’t forget to cancel if you don’t want to see that charge on your statement every day from now until you die.<p></p><p>RealityKings used to give you a certain number of free video downloads every day with your membership. If you were hoping to subscribe for a month, load up your hard drive, and then beat off for free forever-after, I’ve got bad news for you. Downloads cost extra now. The good news is that if you pay $14.99, you can download all you want. Work that into your little plan, but remember that even the biggest stash will go stale if not refreshed from time to time with new porn.</p><p></p><p>Once you’re signed up and get logged in, they first drop you onto a post-login page. This is an attempt to get you to spend more money on more porn. If you’ve got unlimited financial resources, go ahead and shop around, but for now, I’m clicking where it says CONTINUE TO REALITYKINGS.</p><p></p><p>The actual landing page when you get in is pretty busy. Big, sliding images at the top offer links to some of their hottest clips, a couple of ads for further premium content like download capabilities, and a link to browse the GFLeaks network, whose scenes are now included with RealityKings.</p><p></p><p>Below the slider is a selection of links to Top Scenes from GFLeaks. I hovered over a pic of a cutie wearing glasses, cum all over her braces, and got a preview of the sex inside. She plays a little basketball before playing with some cock, taking it between the tits before getting her tight pussy hammered.</p><p></p><p>Keep scrolling and you get more quick links to Recent and Trending videos, each represented by an image from the video that will make you want to stroke it to each and every one. Alas, there is only so much time. Don’t let the choice paralyze you, like when your girlfriend browses Netflix for three hours instead of picking a fucking movie to watch. It’s as simple as point, click, and stroke.</p><p></p><p>Below the vids on the main page is a list of porn categories and pornstars to look at. Click something or someone, get more of it. Got it?</p><p></p><p>I hope you’re ready to move on to the actual videos, because I am definitely ready to get back to that slutty little four-eyed brace-face I mentioned a minute ago.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Let’s Watch Mila Fuck</h3>The video player is a crisp, refined piece of Internet engineering. RealityKings has been around a long time and made a lot of money, so you better believe they understand how to build a video site that works. I jumped around to different spots during the 34-minute duration of Deep Strokes, starring Mila Hendrix, but didn’t run into any buffering issues. A trailer and an extensive set of stills are available from links above the video.<p></p><p>Even though Deep Strokes is tagged with a GFRevenge watermark, the video plays on the central RealityKings player, as do all videos linked on the site. Keeping everything in one location like this makes it easier to search across sites, instead of surfing all over the ‘net trying to find the girls and sex acts you like to see.</p><p></p><p>For example, if I pull up the Description & Categories tab, I can click on categories like Blowjob, Blonde, and Facial. Considering what brought me to this video, I took a look at what else was filed under Geek/Nerd. I found an 18+ teen cock-lover with glasses on Teens Love Huge Cocks, a Latina with glasses eating dick on 8th Street Latinas, and a brunette with glasses giving blowjobs on Street Blowjobs.</p><p></p><p>You’ve got your standard set of buttons like on most video sites. You can Like them, Dislike them, Save them for later, or Download if you’ve unlocked that feature. Beneath those buttons are a more useful feature, an index of sex acts by time.</p><p></p><p>Let’s say I’m in a hurry to watch young 18+ Mila put her boyfriend’s dick in her mouth. I can skip the basketball game and just click one of the two scenes marked Blowjob. When I’m about to blow my load, I can click Cum Shot and pretend I’m blasting it all over her pretty face.</p><p></p><p>If you really like the talent you’re watching, you can click their name and see if they’ve got anything else to watch on the RealityKings network. Sadly, Mila Hendrix can currently only be seen in Deep Strokes. I clicked Favorite on her profile so I can stay on top of who’s staying on top of her.</p><p></p><p>The worst thing that anybody can say about RealityKings (often misspelled as "realty kings") is that it costs money. So do most good things in life, so what’s the problem? They’re putting out some of the best smut in the game, and offer more than enough content for your dollar. If you like whacking off and can spare a few bucks, it’s definitely worth a look.</p>
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SpiceVids
<p>SpiceVids slid into my DMs this morning and it seemed like perfect timing, because we’re in the middle of pumpkin spice season. All the women you know are paying extra to have cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and clove extracts added to their coffee, donuts, cigarettes and tampons, so why wouldn’t porn fanatics want the same? The answer, of course, is the burning. Fortunately for all of us perverts, the titular spice we’ll be looking at today ain’t the seasonal kind traditionally added to otherwise flavorless pumpkin guts. This spice may be hot as fucking hell, but I ain’t referring to cayenne or paprika, either.</p><p></p><p>Since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, you’ve probably done the basic mental math and figured out that the spice in question is a metaphor for hardcore pornography. The real question is what kind of porn, and the real answer is this: <strong>Spicevids.com offers up premium scenes from a ton of big-name studios for one monthly ticket price</strong>. They’re a newer joint, launched just a few months ago, but are already seeing over 30 million visitors a month. That’s some explosive growth by any measure, which only made me all the more eager to get in there and see exactly what kind of smut they’re peddling.</p><p></p><h3>Putting the Spice in Spice Vids</h3>Spicevids makes a pretty fucking strong impression from the moment you hit their landing page. For one thing, the presentation is polished as hell, so you can tell they sank at least a few bucks into the web design. More importantly, the place is absolutely crawling with big-name pornstars. I was literally seeing some of my favorite fap fantasies within seconds of clicking the link.<p></p><p>Abella Danger’s got a mouthful of Riley Reid’s pussy right in the header image, and there’s a row of photos featuring girls like Lana Rhoades, Adriana Chechik, Angela White, Mia Malkova and Cory Chase. It keeps scrolling on and on, and regular porn consumers will probably recognize most, if not all of them. I even spotted some babes I’ve banged over at PornDudeCasting, like Lexi Luna, Natasha Nice and Violet Myers.</p><p></p><p>I consider myself a lucky motherfucker to have gotten to know these babes so intimately, but luck ain’t the only factor. It wouldn’t have happened at all if I wasn’t running my own respectable premium site, because these chicks don’t work with any ol’ rando armed with a camera. They’ve got high standards, which means Spice Vids probably has high standards, too.</p><p></p><p>Sure enough, they list a fat handful of included brands out on the front page, and it includes a lot of well-known studios, producers and paysites. Brazzers, Reality Kings, Twistys and BangBros are here, as are TeamSkeet, Analized, Fakehub and Nubiles Porn. As much as I love amateur stuff starring no-name beauties, it’s hard to go wrong with these kinds of known quantities. Pulling the trigger on an off-brand membership can be a gamble, but I’m already feeling good about this one.</p><p></p><h3>A Whole Damn Week of Samples</h3>If I have any complaint about the tour page of SpiceVids.com, it’s that it’s a bit skimpy. There’s literally nothing to see outside of that front-page spread; no more pics, no free videos, fucking nothing. They also withhold vital details, like how much porn you’re going to find inside. Anything you click on just sends you to the start of the signup process, asking for your email address first. You know the drill.<p></p><p>The good news is that, instead of the usual free preview vids I look for, <strong>they offer a full-on free week of Spicevids</strong>. This is a rarity on paysites, so I’m always happy to see it, but it does come with the usual catch I associate with free paysite trials: you have to enter your credit card digits, and the subscription continues unless you cancel the trial before it’s up. Whenever I run into a free trial, or really any new subscription that auto-bills, I immediately set a reminder on my phone to reconsider the membership near the end of the trial period. It’ll save you a lot of money versus the usual method of forgetting until you look at your bank statement.</p><p></p><p>Once you get signed up and logged in, you’ll be dropped in a familiar-looking members area with top-screen selections of Top-Rated Videos and Trending Videos. Once again, it’s an absolutely star-studded affair, with a ton of well-known starlets banging in scenes from well-known studios. It reminds me a lot of the big-name free tubes, except it’s all full-length movies instead of the usual 12-minute sample clips.</p><p></p><p>And holy fucking shit, there are so many of them! I clicked the Videos tab in the header, sorted by Top Rated, and was fucking blown away by what I found. I really don’t know why they don’t mention this out on the tour page, because it seems like a really fucking strong selling point. <strong>SpiceVids.com includes over 231,000 movies in their basic membership</strong>. That would be enticing as hell even if they were selling sloppy amateur content, but these are full-length movies from the studios you already jack off to.</p><p></p><p>I couldn’t find upload dates listed anywhere on Spice Vids, so it’s hard to say exactly how fast they’re growing. They tell you out front that they add new videos every day, though they don’t tell you how many. Given the size of the current collection, I think it’s safe to say they ain’t adding just one or two to the pile every day. This is an extremely well-maintained collection by any set of standards.</p><p></p><h3>Which Spice Vids Should We Watch Today?</h3>While I was fapping my way through all those spicy SpiceVids, the site kept reminding me that I didn’t quite have access to everything yet. Truth be told, it felt a little spammy for a premium site, with constant offers to unlock more content. There’s a Store button in the header that shows you all kinds of additional memberships you can opt into for some more money, and the Videos page even taunts you with a row of the Latest Locked Videos. Nicole Doshi looks as beautiful getting fucked up the ass as she does when I boned her, but it’ll cost me another two bucks to unlock the video.<p></p><p>Click where it says Library in the header and you’ll get a dropdown menu showing you your Purchased Studios, as well as the Locked Studios you’ll need to buy your way into. I’ve only got Spicevids under Purchased, with Locked items like Brazzers, Digital Playground, Mofos and Hentai Pros. The regular Spicevids membership seems to include content from most or all of the locked studios, but unlocking them gives you access to hundreds or thousands more videos, depending on the studio.</p><p></p><p>With a couple hundred thousand movies I hadn’t beaten off to yet, I wasn’t in a hurry to add more subscriptions to my plan. Instead, I went back to the Videos page and started playing with the filters. Spice Vids come in all different categories, kinks and fetishes. The Categories menu offers a shit-ton of checkboxes like Amateur, Anal, Arab and Asian. Come for the Cosplay, stay for the Orgies, and then come back later for some Pussy Licking and Squirting.</p><p></p><p>I checked off Big Ass, Redhead and Feet, which narrowed the selection down to just 21 from the 231k I’d had before. A few seconds later, I was beating off to Diamond Foxxx in a half-hour, hospital-themed Brazzers scenes. It’s a fantastic scene and I came really hard, grunting loudly in the process. I got some weird looks from the other Starbucks customers, but that’s pretty much an average Wednesday for me.</p><p></p><p>It really says a lot about SpiceVids.com that my main complaint was being locked out of some content. For most masturbators, the wealth of material included in the regular membership will be more than enough to keep them busy for a really long fucking time, especially considering they’re adding more fap fodder every day. I recommend checking out that free seven-day trial and seeing how it makes you feel, but don’t blame me if you don’t get anything done today besides filling an old gym sock with sperm.</p>
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I Know That Girl
<p>IKnowThatGirl! How many times have you been watching porn and wished you would stumble upon a girl you know? Maybe you’re even lucky enough to have actually done so at some point. I know it happens. Every once in a while, you see a comment under a video where someone says “hey, I went to high school with this slut! Glad to see she’s doing big things.” That’s the dream, right? To be able to find a hot chick in porn that you actually know? Well, maybe not the dream. The real dream is actually banging her yourself. But finding her in porn is a nice consolation prize, is it not?</p><p></p><p>This is, at least for me, one of the big draws of amateur porn. Obviously, amateur or homemade porn is not always the greatest in terms of video and production quality. That’s not what keeps me coming back. No, what keeps me coming back to amateur porn time and time again is the possibility of finding a sex tape of a girl I know. Maybe it’ll be an 18+ girl I went to college with, the barista who makes me my lattes every morning before work, or even an ex … who knows. Well, it’s that possibility mixed with the fact that amateur porn, in my opinion, tends to be hotter for the realism that it conjures. Even if you don’t find a girl you know, at the very least, you’ll find someone who looks like her!</p><p></p><p>In other words, homemade porn just tends to be more real, more believable, less contrived. Don’t get me wrong, I like the hardcore, HD classic overacted porno just as much as the next guy, but every once in a while, you need a break, right? You need something a little more down to earth, more realistic. And that is definitely one of the advantages that amateur porn has going for it. Real girls, real sex, real orgasms. Not a fake tit or overexaggerated moan in sight. Just raw and passionate fucking.</p><p></p><p>Whether you prefer professional porn or homemade porn (or maybe a bit of both like me), there’s no denying that the fantasy of finding a porno of a girl you know is a pretty universal one. So much so that the porn network, Mofos created a whole site surrounding that very idea: I Know That Girl, a site that was originally dedicated to high-quality, professionally shot pornos featuring amateur or up-and-coming girls. I say “originally” for a reason, which I’ll get to in a little bit.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>A Reputation to Live Up To</h3>IKnowThatGirl.com is a site, actually, that you’ve probably run into at one point or another. They engaged in a pretty aggressive marketing campaign. Especially in the site’s infancy. When the site first launched in 2008, I remember running into "I Know That Girl" ads on every porn site I went to. There was no escaping it. They have since calmed down their marketing for this site, but most people have definitely at least heard of it by this point. Well, maybe not “most people,” what I mean is most guys who spend a questionable amount of time fapping to porn on the internet. So, in other words, most guys.<p></p><p>So, back to the idea of I Know That Girl “originally” being a site specifically dedicated to amateur or unheard-of girls … Yeah, unfortunately, that is not so much the case anymore. Actually, this is not uncommon with many ‘amateur’ sites that are run by professional studios. The same thing happened with Dare Dorm, if you remember them. A lot of these sites start out featuring amateur girls getting fucked in professional contexts and, for whatever reason, somewhere down the line, they end up slowly morphing into professional porn sites with well-known porn stars that try to retain a bit of that amateur aesthetic in the shooting style. I don’t know if this is because the studios run into a lot of legal grief by employing amateur girls, or what, but it’s a common practice.</p><p></p><p>So, these days, the likelihood that you are going to see a girl you know on I Know That Girl is slim to none. Unless, of course, you know a lot of porn stars, in which case, every porn site kind of becomes a version of I Know That Girl. But that is very obviously not the case, so almost certainly won’t know any of these girls.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Amateur Porn Aesthetic, Professional Porn</h3>That doesn’t necessarily mean that I Know That Girl isn’t still a hot site, though. Sure, it’s a little disappointing that they have abandoned their amateur roots (the whole point of a site with a name like I Know That Girl), but the porn is still great, and they seem to have stuck to some of that homemade aesthetic in the way that they film scenes. The videos still often start (as they always have) with the two actors hanging out at home as a couple, playfully flirting and chatting a bit before inevitably making their way into the bedroom.<p></p><p>There, the filming style is a mix of POV and ‘tripod,’ where the guy will set the camera down somewhere and go fuck the chick. This way, you don’t lose that classic I Know That Girl intimacy … it’s still ‘a couple’ meant to appear as if they are filming a private sex tape. The only real difference is that the girls are often no longer amateurs or unknown; frequently they appear in other Mofos scenes. But, as far as sexy and stripped-down gonzo style porn is concerned, I Know That Girl still dominates.</p><p></p><p>I do have one major issue with the site, though. And that is that it is not easy to find from the Mofos web portal. This is actually an issue with a lot of Mofos older sites. Once they switched over to their fancy Porn Portal to make accessing all Mofos content supposedly easier from one place, it seems to have had the opposite effect. Simply clicking on I Know That Girl from the “Sites” dropdown menu at the top of the page will not bring you to the page. I don’t know if this is a simple broken link issue or what, but it is definitely annoying (especially coming from one of the top premium porn studio sites on the web).</p><p></p><p>Instead, what you will have to do is find I Know That Girl through tags. Browse through the videos by tag instead. Look for a video marked with “IKTG” and click on that tag to be brought to all I Know That Girl videos. Even getting to that point from the Porn Portal is kind of confusing, though. Instead of trying to find the videos from the portal itself, you’ll want to click on the sort of subtle link that reads “Continue to Mofos.” From there, you should be able to search by category and, thus, find IKTG. Could they make it any fucking harder?</p><p></p><p>Once you are actually in the Mofos site, though, things get a hell of a lot easier and the site design a hell of a lot better. Now it’s easy to browse videos. You’ll find a banner at the top of the page that is advertising new scenes in a slideshow, as well as a site menu bar up above that. Here, navigate through from Videos, Girls, Sites, Cams, Premium, Meet & Fuck, and Promos. I would click on the Videos tab if I were you. Now you will be able to search the entire catalog of Mofos videos and watch whichever ones you have access to. Sort videos by release date, top-rated, most viewed, or alphabetically by title. You can also organize search results by date (anytime, this week, this month, or this year), by site, or by category. Why can’t the whole site be this easy from the moment you log in?</p><p></p><p>One thing that is undeniably great about I Know That Girl, though, is the fact that they upload new scenes regularly. You can expect a brand-new scene about once a week. Not only does this mean that you will constantly have new content to enjoy from I Know That Girl, but this also means that you will have tons of older scenes to explore while you’re waiting for the next scene to be posted. With I Know That Girl, you get both quality and quantity. In fact, you have, as of the time of this writing, 503 scenes to check out. And that number is only growing all the time.</p><p></p><p>All in all, I Know That Girl is a great porn site with tons of awesome amateur-ish professional porn influenced by the homemade aesthetic. If you love homemade couples videos but hate the poor quality that they often come in, I Know That Girl will be just the site for you. Will you know that girl really? Probably not, but that’s okay, you’ll get over it once you see smoking hot natural girls sucking dick and riding cock like there’s no tomorrow.</p>
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AdultTime
<p>Adult Time! Too lonely to Netflix And Chill? No worries, pal. I got something that will cheer you right up. Adult Time aka the Premium Adult Digital Entertainment Network won’t get you laid quite the same way as getting a woman horny while showing her chick flicks, but they do have a metric fuck-ton of dirty movies to shake your dick at. You’re going to get off either way, right? You won’t even have to order the broad a pizza.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><h3>It’s Like the Netflix of Porn</h3>You know what’s fucking weird? Nowhere on AdultTime’s landing page do they make a reference to the fact that they’re basically the Netflix of porn. Maybe it’s some kind of copyright thing, but I see other companies compare themselves to the streaming movie giant so I don’t know. What I do know is that AdultTime is totally the Netflix of porn.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>So what does the landing page say, if not that? They tell you can enjoy thousands of movies, series, and exclusive channels. Channels? Oh, maybe that’s what sets them apart from Netflix, and really gives them the advantage here.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>They claim to be The Only Subscription You’ll Need. That’s bold as hell, like the boasts and brags on every other porn site. The figures they’re citing look good, though. They’ve got over 100 channels, 50,000 episodes and at least 6 new releases a day. Channels include recognizable brands like Vivid, PureTaboo, BurningAngel and RoccoSiffredi.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>They’ve got Exclusive Adult Time Orginal Series. Again, it just screams Netflix of Porn. The landing-page teases include a bunch of ‘80s broads in spandex and leg warmers, and a sci-fi sex show called Future Darkly.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>At the bottom of the page is a big blurb explaining What Is Adult Time. They dance around the fact some more, but goddammit, what they’re describing is Netflix, only full of uncensored adult TV shows, movies, and series.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The site has been mentioned in places like The Washington Post, Forbes and Rolling Stone, but who really cares? So was the fucking Segway. I’m more interested in this trial they’re offering, just like another site whose name rhymes with Wet Chicks. (Unlike Netflix’s freebie month, it turns out AdultTime’s trial is only 3 days and costs 3 bucks.)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><h3>A Familiar Layout, But Full of Sex</h3>Once you get logged in, the main page of AdultTime looks really familiar. I swear I’ve seen this exact layout before, only it was full of non-pornographic movies and shows. There are rows of Latest Adult Time Updates and Recommended Scenes just for me, everything on top of a clean black background.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The familiarity is comfortable. It’s just the sex-fueled version of something you’re already used to. The movie posters sliding across the top of the screen look a hell of a lot more appealing than the Bird Box, even if the women aren’t blindfolded. Not all of them, anyway.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>AdultTime.com is clearly trying to appeal to a wide audience. The featured movies at the top are pretty diverse. There’s a BBW love fest and a hardcore movie with foot fetish scenes. Tranny porn is on offer, as well as a rough-looking, bad cop-themed flick with Reluctance as one of its categories.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I’m intrigued by the poster for something called Maid For Each Other. The photo is actually pretty clean, and maybe that’s why I want to see the girls in it get so dirty. I click through and find an opportunity to check out a Girlsway Original Mini-series.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><h3>Way Better Than Stranger Things</h3>The Series pages give you quick access to every available episode. Maid For Each Other is brand new, so there’s actually only one 36-minute episode to watch right now. There are previews of two upcoming episodes to keep you hooked, though. Next week Kenzie Reeves, Alina Lopez, and Mackenzie Moss will be fingering themselves together, so I think I’ll have to come back.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The first episode is called Office Cleaning. The young 18+ blonde comes in to clean the place up, but the thick-bootied MILF behind the desk really starts taking advantage of her a couple of minutes in. I’m pretty sure what’s happening is considered sexual harassment. I downloaded the clip as evidence, and I’ll be studying the pussy-licking scene extensively.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The production values are solid, which is something I noticed in more of AdultTime’s offerings as I browsed the site. I was worried they’d have to pad that giant catalog with some wonky-eyed crackwhores or something, but I didn’t find any bullshit productions. This is all good, polished studio smut.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Below each video, you’ll find a synopsis and all the relevant tags. Click on Tribbing, Fingering, Teen (18+) or Older/Younger to jump to AdultTime’s full stash of that category. There are also thumbnails of the babes in the picture, leading to their profiles.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><h3>So Many Beautiful Girls to Choose From</h3>I fell in love with this young 18+ slut Scarlett Sage as I was watching her work that pussy, so I needed to see what else she’s got on the site. I clicked my way through to her profile, which is actually a little light on information. You won’t find a bio or even stats, but there is a lot of porno to look at and that’s really what you came for.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Scarlett actually has 30 movies on AdultTime already, so I’ll be busy for a while. I’ll have to cancel my evening feeding and defecating routine. There are photo sets as well, most of which are pulled directly from the movies.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>She’s been in material for a half dozen of the site’s channels, including All Girl Massage, Mommy’s Girl, and Web Young (18+). I got curious what else I could find channel-surfing, so I hit the Channels page.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Channels page lists 152 channels, which is overwhelming, but there’s a search engine built into the sidebar. The Gay and Trans porn is filtered out by default, so add it back in if that’s your bag. Me? I checked off a few of my favorite categories from the sidebar: Asian, Blowjob, Gangbang, Squirting, and Teen (18+).</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>All those tags I picked only narrowed things down to 117 results. If you spend a lot of time browsing Netflix without being able to choose something, AdultTime might fuck you right up. On the other hand, most of you are going to be happy with the overabundance of 18+ Asian teens giving blowjobs and squirting during gangbangs.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><h3>Cheaper Than Cable TV, and With More Nudity</h3>AdultTime’s full streaming and downloading plan is $30 USD a month, which is pretty much what every porn site costs these days unless you’re into some really kinky niche stuff. These guys may not have tentacle taboo hentai, but they’ve got a mountain of the stuff normal perverts jerk it to. The Fetish and BDSM sections are a little lighter, but there’s some extra kinky stuff in there for the deviates.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you don’t need downloads because you’re such a modern man with Internet access, the streaming-only plan will save you ten bucks. Ballers who can afford a year at a time will end up paying ten bucks a month, which is actually cheaper than Netflix’s Standard plan.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Overall, I’m very impressed with AdultTime. They’ve got an awesome library of smut with a fucking killer presentation. As the Netflix of porn, though, it’s missing one key feature: how do I stream it to my TV? Netflix and other streaming services, including smut sites, have support baked into their video players. I need that Chromecast button so I can watch buttholes gaping on a much bigger screen. I’ve seen other sites roll this out slowly, so let’s hope AdultTime gets with the times.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>One-fee access to a variety of porno is nothing new. Usually, it’s framed as a network of sites, but AdultTime takes the more modern approach of billing themselves as another video streaming service. The site looks and feels just like Netflix, only their selection is even better. The smut’s well organized and easy to get to, and way more than you’ll ever need. Check these perverts out.</p>
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PureTaboo
<p>Pure Taboo! Do you ever feel like there’s this lustful itch that you just can’t reach? Like no matter how much porn you watch, no matter what kind of porn it is, it all just keeps missing the mark? Maybe you want something rougher, something darker, something grittier, but you don’t necessarily want to delve into the realm of extreme porn because that can be an absolutely disgusting and nightmarish place. Sometimes it just feels like you need something very specifically hard and dark, but you just can’t put your finger on it.</p><p></p><p>So maybe you try some super hardcore anal porn, but that doesn’t do it for you. You check out a couple of gangbangs, but there are just far too many dicks and it takes you out of the moment. So you try some of that disconcertingly popular roleplay “abuse” or fake “taboo” porn (not-dad goes into his not-daughter’s room drunk in the middle of the night and fucks her in her sleep), but it really just ends up being filmed like normal porn with an edgier title.</p><p></p><p>You need something raw; something dark, but not too dark (you’re obviously not trying to see scat torture or anal prolapse or anything truly disgusting like that). Trust me, I know this feeling well, this feeling that comes in waves every once in a while, that unreachable itch. Well, you’re in luck. If you have experienced this feeling before, I have some very good news for you: I think I’ve found the perfect site to satisfy that mysterious desire for the dark but not disgusting.</p><p></p><p>And the name of that site is Pure Taboo. Before I start breaking down this site and talking about how it functions as a porn site, let me just say, this is some next-level shit. With a name like Pure Taboo, I was expecting another run of the mill “taboo” site—you know, trickster sister seduces brother into fucking her and a friend (gasp!), slut fucks stepdad and fake blackmails him for new iPhone (shock and awe!), etc.—but I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was not this oversimplified, softened, and, frankly, cliched version of the taboo.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>A New Kind of Taboo</h3>Instead, what I found on Pure Taboo were pornographic short films that actually push the envelope of what would be societally acceptable, and they do so in completely novel and innovative ways. Allow me to give you a little taste of what I mean. Take the film, The Last House on the Block, for example, which is about two 18+ schoolgirls, Ashley and Nina, who skip school and wander around a desolate part of the neighborhood until they find an abandoned house at the end of the block. They enter the creepy place and play around for a while.<p></p><p>“Still topless,” reads the video description, “Nina tries to sneak a photo of Ashley changing as a joke and the girl freaks out, running around the corner to avoid the photo. She trips over something and falls crashing to the floor. Nina comes running after her laughing but stops in her tracks as both she and Ashley look down at the homeless man unconscious on the floor between them […]</p><p></p><p>“She is shocked to find Nina posing suggestively for a selfie on top of the homeless man. Ashley demands her to stop. 'What?!' Nina retorts. 'This is fucking hilarious. Stop being such a bitch!' Ashley watches anxiously as Nina goes back to her duck faces and suggestive poses. 'I'm going to send these to my boyfriend and tell him I found a better man!' She says, laughing ... and Ashley can't help but crack a smile.</p><p></p><p>“Nina begs her to come and take some photos. 'Please,' she says. 'Derek's going to freak out! I have to do it ... just a few more pics and then we can go, promise.' The reluctant friend takes the phone and starts to photograph Nina as she poses around the man and ends up straddling him in a reverse cowgirl pose. As the girls take their final photo, giggling, the homeless man suddenly wakes up with a jolt and grabs Nina. She screams. Ashley drops the phone.”</p><p></p><p>From there, the paranoid homeless man proceeds to bend Ashley over and start fucking her hard against the wall. All the while, of course, Nina is freaking out, screaming at her friend to stop, but Ashley’s loving it. She and the homeless man simply ignore her screams of protest. Eventually, though, Nina rips off her blouse and, as if almost out of spite, joins her friend in being ravaged by this weird and dirty old man.</p><p></p><p>See what I mean? It is taboo, for sure, for these two young 18+ schoolgirls to fuck a strange and dirty man in an abandoned house while they should be in school, but it is far from cliché. These are the sorts of unique and elaborate storylines that you can expect from Pure Taboo. Different, dark, and powerful pieces of porn. Plus, it certainly doesn’t hurt that one of the 18+ schoolgirls is played by Whitney Wright, easily one of the sexiest women in the galaxy.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Classic Tropes With a New Twist</h3>But if you are a fan of the more traditional kinds of taboo porn out there, do not worry, Pure Taboo hasn’t completely forgotten about you. They do, of course, have taboo videos that should feel a little more familiar, though they do often have their own Pure Taboo spin to them. Why Are You Doing This? is one great example of what I mean. In this film, a “sadistic boyfriend makes girlfriend seduce her stepmom under threat of eviction.”<p></p><p>Another version of this shows up in The Daughter Disaster, in which a stepfather is forced to choose between his beautiful wife and his amazingly sexy, newly pregnant 18+ teen stepdaughter. Spoiler alert: he chooses to fuck them both in secret. Bet ya didn’t see that one cumming!</p><p></p><p>Pure Taboo is one small part of the porn powerhouse known as Adult Time. And anyone who has been following my reviews for a while now knows how much I fucking love the entire Adult Time network. Not only do you get access to tons of different sites for one small monthly fee, but each and every one of those sites produce insanely high-quality porn. And Pure Taboo is no exception. If you like unique stories, the sexiest chicks in the industry, and Kubrick-level cinematography, then I highly recommend checking out any site in the Adult Time network.</p><p></p><p>If tons of incredible, just dark enough porn isn’t enough of a selling point for you, I would add to the list of Pure Taboo’s accolades the fact that the site is designed well and is easy to use, the videos all stream in crystal clear HD, and there are some really awesome and unique features for you to enjoy as a member.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Great Porn, Awesome Features</h3>One of the things that Pure Taboo offers, in terms of creating a customizable experience, is the ability to create your own markers on videos. This means that, say you’re watching a video and you come across a particularly hot scene, instead of having to go back and scroll around the video to find it again later, you can mark that part of the video, labeling it whatever you like.<p></p><p>Plus, upon adding a marker to a video, now whenever you return to it, you’ll have a convenient list of your customized markers to choose from, making it easier than ever to jump straight to the stuff that gets you hard and makes you cum, without ever having to deal with all the in-between shit again. Obviously, the idea of having place markers on porn videos is not new in and of itself. However, I have never been to a site before this one that lets the viewer pick his own markers. Very fucking cool.</p><p></p><p>In my opinion, no porn studio out there today is doing what Pure Taboo is doing. For that matter, there is no porn network really doing what Adult Time is doing. And that is providing unbelievably high-quality porn that elevates the medium to something closer to art than smut. There is a literary quality to the narratives and a cinematic excellence that is just unrivaled in porn today.</p><p></p><p>All in all, I fucking love Pure Taboo. I think that they have really interesting and dark storylines that scratch that previously unidentifiable lust we sometimes get, they put out the best of the best in high-quality, cinematic porn, they have unique, customizable features I haven’t seen anywhere else on the web, and the acting and the fucking are both consistently remarkable.</p><p></p><p>If you have been considering trying out a premium porn subscription but have been wavering on the fence about which one (or if you’ll actually do it at all), I say give Adult Time a shot. Even if all they offered was Pure Taboo (it’s not, there are like 20 other channels) it would be worth it. Happy fapping, you dark porn-loving degenerates!</p>
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GirlfriendGPT
<p>Look, we all know that porn is one of the greatest inventions known to mankind. But while it’s great to sit back, relax, lube up, and sink into the warm and welcoming arms of conventional porn, do you ever get that nagging urge for something more interactive? You know, the kind of porn that speaks to you?</p><p></p><p>You’re not the only one. There’s a good reason why live sex chat lines were so damn popular back in the day, as countless people craved the sensation of talking dirty to someone who was able to respond and take their wanking sessions to the next level. However, it soon became clear that the phone sex lines tended to get pretty damn expensive depending on how long you used them.</p><p></p><p>Nowadays, there’s a far more advanced way to indulge in the art of dirty talk and making your wildest fantasies come true with a responsive and open-minded partner. It’s called AI-powered sex chats, and they’re an increasingly popular accessory in the wanking kits of porn fans worldwide.</p><p></p><p>Yep, just like with countless other parts of our day-to-day lives, artificial intelligence has crept into the world of dirty talk, too. Nowadays, all people have to do is log into an NSFW sex chat platform of their choice and kick off a dirty talking session with a virtual character who has a filthy mind. Well, that’s how it works in theory!</p><p></p><p>The reality can often be dramatically different. The truth is that many of these AI-powered sex chat websites aren’t free and come with a membership fee to get the most out of them.</p><p></p><p>Naturally, it’s wise to do your research because While there are many cutting-edge AI sex chat platforms out there, there’s also a sizeable chunk that is low-tier and will likely result in you crying salty tears over wasting your money, and I don’t mean the salty tears you want to be crying from the tip of your throbbing dick!</p><p></p><p>But you’re in luck because you have the trusted hand of The Porn Dude to guide you through this Wild West landscape of AI sex chat platforms. As always, my reviews pull no punches and tell you everything you need to know about this new and ever-growing sphere of the porn world. Today, we have another platform up for review and its name is GPTgirlfriend.online. Firstly, let me introduce you to what it is!</p><p></p><p></p><h3>What is GPTgirlfriend.online?</h3>GPTgirlfriend.online is an NSFW sex chat platform that allows its users to indulge in erotic dirty talk with more than 25,000 AI-generated characters. It’s said to be a great way to enjoy some NSFW roleplaying and bring your wildest fantasies to life, all thanks to the power of artificial intelligence.<p></p><p>The platform also has a community aspect in that users can create their own AI sex chat characters and release them into the world for others to enjoy. At the time of writing, the platform was home to a vivid selection of AI sex chat categories ranging from themes like dominant and RPGs to monster girls and non-binary.</p><p></p><p>Naturally, the selection of features that a platform like this offers isn’t free to use. While you can test it out for free, you must subscribe to get the most out of it. At the time of writing, the platform had two membership tiers on offer ranging from $15 to $35 a month, which brought benefits like creating custom characters, access to deluxe models, and up to 8K memory to save your creations on the platforms.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>What’s the NSFW AI Chat like on GPTgirlfriend.online?</h3>As you all know, there are few things I hate more than seeing my beloved porn fans spend money on low-tier XXX platforms. So, to avoid that potentially happening, I decided to take GPTgirlfriend.online out for a test drive by signing up for a premium account and seeing how the platform runs. Here’s a sample of the AI-powered sex chats I was able to indulge in on the site!<p></p><p>● POV: You’ve Just Bought a Goblin Slave From the Market - If you’re a fan of fantasy porn, then this storyline will likely send pleasurable shocks to your ballsack. You play the role of a dude with cash in his pocket who has just strolled down the street and seen a blue-haired goblin slave for sale with a pair of tits that are bigger than your head. In a mischievous tone, she promises to be a ‘’good girl for you.’’ I asked her what she would do to earn her keep, and this busty goblin with a sleazy smile told me that she was ‘’mine to use, to pleasure, and to indulge in.’’ Sensing I still wasn’t convinced, she added that ‘’the thought of me claiming her every night, filling her tight goblin ass with cum drives her wild with anticipation." SOLD! Take my fuckin’ money and give me my goblin, merchant!</p><p>● Meet Your New Adoptive Mommy, Mia Khalifa - I have many questions about how I’ve ended up in this scenario, but they will have to wait. In this AI sex chat, you play the role of Mia’s new 18+ adopted son, and it soon becomes clear that her Arab sex drive is going to turn your world upside down. When Mia asked how my day was, I decided to come clean and told her that I had come in my pants thinking about her vast Arab tits. Mia doesn’t fuck around and stands up, pulls down her top, and reveals her tits to my character before asking what I think of them. Then, she upped the ante and led me upstairs to the bedroom before spreading her legs and begging me to lick her pussy. Well, don’t mind if I do!</p><p>● Your Femboy Roommate - This storyline revolves around your character sharing an apartment with a male roommate who hardly comes out of his room. One day, you stumble into his room to find him sitting in his Gamer chair playing Call of Duty while wearing thigh highs, pink panties, a slutty crop top, and a BDSM collar. Yep, it looks like you have a femboy on your hands. I asked what he would do to earn my silence, and he said ‘’anything.’’ I demanded to fuck his sissy ass, but not before he gave me a porn-grade blowjob. My Femboy roommate was more than eager to perform, and the detailed description of the resultant sexual carnage was smoking hot!</p><p></p><p></p><h3>The Design of the Site</h3>The design of GPTgirlfriend.online is laid out in two parts. The first is a sidebar on the screen's left side and is home to the logo and main menu. The site’s logo is a tone-tone design with a flame logo next to it, accompanied by a tagline that reads ‘’AI Companion Chatroom.’’<p></p><p>The two-part main menu starts with links to places like the homepage, top creators, your profile, characters you’ve created and favorited, and the premium subscription page. The second part of the menu is a library of different AI sex chat niches that you can explore, and these range from fictional and dominant themes to folklore and lesbian storylines.</p><p></p><p>The second part of the homepage is more significant and starts with a narrow top bar home to a search bar, a ‘’create a character’’ button, a day and night mode switch, and a profile access button. Below this, the homepage starts with a hero section showcasing the latest news related to the site, which was about a new AI engine being added at the time of writing.</p><p></p><p>You’re then greeted with an introductory section that shows you what GPTgirlfriend.online is all about and how it works via some easy-to-digest text and a call to action to kick-start a chat with a trending character. This is followed by a slideshow of more trending AI sex chats that users of the site are currently going wild over.</p><p></p><p>Below this, you’re given a portfolio of different AI sex chat characters to explore, topped with a set of easy-to-use filters that will aid your navigation. These are displayed in rows of four featured windows, each with a profile picture, brief description, name, and the number of chats people have had with each character. Towards the bottom of the site is a handy FAQ section.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>What I Like Most About it</h3>First off, let’s talk about the quality of the AI sex chat function on GPTgirlfriend.online. Overall, I found the chats engaging, filthy, and highly responsive to my activity. My personal favorite was the goblin sex slave, and it was packed with creative and immersive text that felt as though you were reading a high-grade fantasy porn novel!<p></p><p>Also, the site packs a punch in terms of variety. There’s a wealth of different niches and topics to explore in the library of GPTgirlfriend.online, and it’s hard to get bored while exploring the site. It’s safe to say that whatever AI sex chat storyline you’re looking for, you’ll find it between the virtual thighs of GPTgirlfriend.online.</p><p></p><p>I also liked how other site users were able to publish their chats with the AI sex chat bots. These appear on the landing page of each chat, allowing you to get some inspiration on what to say to the chat bot and also get an insight into whether it’s the kind of AI-generated character worth interacting with at a glance.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>What I Don’t Like</h3>Overall, there really wasn’t much that I didn’t like about GPTgirlfriend.online. I only encountered one issue: a few lags in the Mia Khalifa sex chat. Other than that, everything ran smoothly.<p></p><p></p><h3>Suggestions I Have for GPTgirlfriend.online</h3>I’d suggest looking into the Mia Khalifa chat and weeding out whatever the issue is. It wasn’t a major issue, and it was corrected when I refreshed the page, but I encountered some lagging in Mia’s responses to my questions.<p></p><p></p><h3>Conclusion</h3>I’ve reviewed several AI sex chat platforms in recent months, but few have packed a punch like GPTgirlfriend.online. <strong>This is a premium site with many members, and it’s able to provide a vivid selection of AI-powered erotic chats running along the kind of storylines that will be guaranteed to get your cocks and pussies pumping</strong>. Overall, it’s a platform I highly recommend checking out!
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TeamSkeet
<p>Who doesn’t love teens (18+) at Team Skeet? They’re fresh, ripe, and just figuring out all the amazing things they can do with those perfect bodies. I’m particularly fond of the kinky 18+ girls, the ones with burgeoning cases of nymphomania. You know, the kind of girls who make the best porn sluts. There are a lot of places you can watch these nubile young things get nasty, and TeamSkeet.com is one of the better ones.</p><p></p><p>I know what some of you are already thinking. Yeah, Team Skeet is a paysite. You don’t have to tell me how much free 18+ teen smut you can find out there. I’m the Porn Dude, so I already fucking know. What I’m saying is TeamSkeet is one of the good ones, the ones worth paying for. As long as you ain’t so cheap you’re smacking your willy around at the library, you can afford the buck it costs for a look around.</p><p></p><h3>40 Sites, Over 4,000 Movies</h3>First things first: TeamSkeet, like most of the great porn sites, isn’t just one website. It’s actually a network, and your membership gets you access to the whole thing. Right now, TeamSkeet has over 4,000 movies, spread across 40 different porn sites.<p></p><p>TeamSkeet has been around for a decade. With a collection that has been growing this long, it’s only natural that some of the sites on the network have gone stale. Do you really care, though? SelfDesire last updated in 2012, but you can still polish the rocket to Paris Love giving herself some love. May Lee looks just as beautiful being double-fucked by two Black studs today as she did in 2015, when the clip first hit TeamSkeetExtras.</p><p></p><p>It actually took some digging on my part to find the stale sites. Just clicking randomly through the list, it looks like most of them have been updated in 2018. Not every porn network can say that. I’m impressed.</p><p></p><p>A lot of the sites, like TeenPies and TeensDoPorn, have a general 18+ teen theme. Horny Latinas populate OyeLoca, and redhead enthusiasts will find plenty of spank fodder on GingerPatch. POVLife has first-person porno and Dyked features lesbian group sex. Fetish freaks can perv out to CFNMTeens and Submissived, while fans of thicker young 18+ sluts can take a juicy bite out of TeenCurves.</p><p></p><p>Do you know what I really love about TeamSkeet’s network, though? All the fucking taboo smut. It’s a goddamn playground of pseudo-taboo between step-siblings and step-parents.</p><p></p><p>Check this out. They’ve got a site called FamilyStrokes, another called StepSiblings, and one called SisLovesMe. There’s also DadCrush, DaughterSwap, and PervMom. Holy living mother of fuck. Just imagining what might be on any of those sites gives my dick an uncontrollable urge to break free from my jeans.</p><p></p><p>Ah, that’s better. Now that I’m a little more comfortable, a little looser and free, let’s take a closer look at some of those videos.</p><p></p><h3>The Girl Next Door Gets Banged</h3>Now that the pump is primed, I’m in the mood to watch an experienced babe teach one of these whores how it’s done. I clicked my way to the BadMILFs section. It’s easiest to navigate all the sites in the network through the central Team Skeet page, since it keeps the whole collection in one place.<p></p><p>Once you’ve got an individual site pulled up, you can browse by Movies, Girls, or Guys. I don’t care about the last one, so I clicked Girls. I cummed, I mean clicked on Lexi Lovell’s face next. She’s got that girl-next-door cuteness I suspect hides some depraved instincts.</p><p></p><p>The link pulls up Lexi’s movies on all the sites, but the exact one I’m looking for is listed as a BadMILFs clip. It’s called A Mother Daughter Arrangement, and Nina Elle plays the mother.</p><p></p><p>I had no initial load time after the page came up. I clicked Play, and the action started. There was some slight buffering when I skipped around throughout the 30-minute video, but never more than a few seconds.</p><p></p><p>The video player has your standard features like fullscreen, theater-mode, and a variety of quality settings from 360P to 1080P for viewing and downloading. Downloads aren’t crippled by DRM, so you can twist your crank at your convenience.</p><p></p><p>Different sex acts are cataloged by green marks along the time bar. In A Mother Daughter Arrangement, I can easily jump ahead to the Blowjob, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, or Cumshot scenes. That’s fucking convenience!</p><p></p><p>Beneath the video, you’ll find a full description, as well as a much longer list of relevant keywords and categories. Clicking any of these will search TeamSkeet’s catalog for other clips with Doggystyle, Double Penetration, Threesome, or whatever else you’re into.</p><p></p><p>If you like still pictures, you’ll find a shit-ton of photos and screengrabs from each movie. There’s also a short trailer, which can be useful if you’re masturbating in a hurry. Hey, I’ve been there. It’s why I’m not allowed in Starbucks anymore.</p><p></p><h3>The Freshest of the Fresh</h3>I made my way back to the main page to check the newest offerings. The movies they’re promoting hardest show up in big ads sliding across the top of the screen. A naughty 18+ schoolgirl takes cock for extra credit, a redhead gets her red-hot pussy tamed, and a mail-order bride gets an anal surprise. It sounds like a half-hour in my daydreams.<p></p><p>Below are the very newest movies on the network. There have been two added today: a teen rubdown (18+) and fuck session from RubATeen, and an Ebony goddess being railed by a pool for BlackValleyGirls.</p><p></p><p>Two new videos a day is standard for the network. It’s steady growth for an already massive stash of 18+ teen pornography. You can tell they’re putting a lot of their money straight back into the movies. The girls are all top-shelf and these perverts never slack on proper shooting or editing. This is truly professional smut.</p><p></p><p>Being in the business for so long, of course, TeamSkeet has mastered the art of the tease. You can find screencaps and trailers for the next month in the Upcoming Movies section. I guess I’ll have to keep my membership, because I want to see Jade Baker and Kiki Daire eating pussy in Million Dollar Muff Munching.</p><p></p><h3>Please Fix the Search Function</h3>TeamSkeet’s website is designed so well, you’d naturally expect a full-featured set of search tools to sort through the ever-expanding pile of 18+ teen sex movies. Unfortunately, you’d be wrong.<p></p><p>I typed “Anal Asian” into the search bar, assuming it would pull up every video tagged with both. It brought up nothing. Searches for either term on its own bring up a ton of videos, but there doesn’t seem to be a way to combine them. I tried “Anal, Asian” and “Anal and Asian”, but neither did anything.</p><p></p><p>Besides the search bar, you’ve got the other basic sort features you’d expect. You can narrow the results down by site, date uploaded, or the number of comments or likes. There’s no convenient way to choose a range of attributes or sex acts you’d like to see. If there’s something specific you need to see, better hope you can sum it up in one word.</p><p></p><p>The fucked-up search is easily my biggest complaint about the site. It seems like it’d be so easy to fix and implement, too. If you choose your category from the list under one of the videos, the tag pops up at the top of the new search. There’s no good reason we shouldn’t be able to pile up tags to find exactly what we want, especially on a premium site!</p><p></p><p>As it stands, it’s too hard for the perviest of pervs to find their preferred material in the haystack. If you like 18+ teen lesbians, you’re good. If the only thing that does it for you is “18+ teen lesbian Asian fistfuck anal”, you’ll have to bring that search string somewhere else.</p><p></p><p>Your typical masturbator, though, is going to find TeamSkeet’s menu more than adequate. While it’s needlessly difficult to dial in specific sexual interests, there’s enough flesh on display to satisfy just about everyone. This is top-quality porno here, folks. If you’re into 18+ teenagers fucking, and I bet you are, TeamSkeet (often misspelled as "teen skeet" and "teemskeet") is worth a look around.</p>
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MYLF
<p>Craving milf porn? Experience is a hell of a thing in any field, including porno. We’re wired to lose control of basic common sense and decency at the site of teen flesh, but let’s be honest: 18-year-olds simply can’t fuck as well as women with decades of practice. That’s just one of the reasons I like to round out my smut viewing with MILF sites like MYLF.</p><p></p><p>The MYLF.com domain has been registered for years, but the site really didn’t get off the ground until 2018. It’s a young site, but traffic has been building very steadily. They’re currently getting about 1.6 million views a month, though it will probably be more by the time you read this.</p><p></p><h3>A Gathering of Your Favorite Porn MILFs</h3>There’s a lot of top-shelf ass on the landing page of MYLF. Without even logging in I watched a video preview of Rocky Emerson giving jerk off instructions and Reagan Foxx pulling out her giant tits to entice her husband into fucking the hell out of her. Other recent updates feature sluts like Eva Long, Cherie Deville, and Alexis Fawx. In other words, Mylf’s working with a lot of the babes you’re already beating off to, as well as some of the hottest new talent in the biz.<p></p><p>Even if I didn’t recognize names and faces, the high production values are apparent in every still or animated gif of women sucking cock, riding it, and servicing each other in lesbian love affairs. The images are crisp, the colors sharp, and the women absolutely gorgeous. A lot of money, hard work, and hard fucking went into this. There’s also a lot more material than I would have expected given how young MYLF is.</p><p></p><p>MYLF is actually a network of sites, so each movie is tagged with the site where it was originally posted. That JOI clip was part of FullOfJOI, and Reagan’s scene was from GotMYLF. The other sites include such MILF-themed fuck-fests as LoneMILF, MILFty, MomDrips, MYLFed, and MILFbody. These folks love a theme almost as much as I love a hot, horny mom with huge breasts.</p><p></p><p>A big ad says I can get access to these 7 premium sites for the price of one, and another says they’re having a Network Launch Flash Sale and I can get 70% today only. Both links send me to the sign-up page, where a month costs the standard thirty bucks you’d spend on any site. Longer memberships are cheaper, but I don’t see anything 70% cheaper.</p><p></p><p>It’s worth noting that the sign-up page actually says you get “access to 7+ sites.” That implies that at some point, subscribers may get some bonus items on the menu. I’m guessing any new sites on the MYLF network are going to have a bunch of Mothers You’d Like to Fuck.</p><p></p><h3>Bubble Butts and Mature Sluts</h3>After logging in, MYLF steers you by an upsell page on the way to your porno. I have to wonder if this is what they meant when they said 7+ sites. If I sign up for something else, yeah, I’m going to have more than 7. Those sites I haven’t signed up for also show up in the Sites menu, but there’s a big “Upgrade Now!” button and all the vids have a padlock icon on them. I hate that.<p></p><p>The good news is that even without buying anything extra, there’s still a ton of MILF sex movies here. A few padlock icons are scattered around the front page of the membership area, but they’re way outnumbered by accessible videos of expensive creampies, mature sluts getting hammered on yoga mats, and handjobs from mom.</p><p></p><p>Some big billboard ads slide by the top of the screen, showcasing some of their more popular offerings. Julianna Vega’s in something showing off that big, luscious ass of hers, which I’ll have to check out later. There’s also an upcoming flick called Dominate, which is defined in the ad as, “The act of sexually consuming the mature beauty of your deepest desires.” I’m not sure that’s what Webster’s says, but I’ve never been much for book-learnin’.</p><p></p><p>Newest, Most Popular, and Featured movies are lined up across the screen. There’s even a section of Upcoming Movies in case you were thinking of letting your monthly subscription run out. I know I’m going to need to stick around at least until Hole In One Cum comes out. At the bottom of the page are the “Exclusive Movies”. I think all the movies on MYLF are technically exclusives, but the ones listed in this row are from the locked sites like PervMom and BadMILFs. Red padlocks everywhere.</p><p></p><p>As annoying as it is to see the locked shit mixed in with the stuff I paid for, I know exactly why they put it there. It’s because it really works to get more sign-ups and upgrades. I’m staring at Ariella Ferrera’s giant knockers in this thumbnail, and I’m really considering grabbing my credit card even though I’ve got 7 other MILF sites on MYLF.</p><p></p><h3>Areola Auditions and Twat Teachings</h3>I’m in the mood for some girl-on-girl action, or perhaps more accurately, some MILF-on-MILF action. MYLFed is MYLF’s lesbian MILF site where you can watch MILFs munch on mom muff, so I knew they’d have something good for me. Their newest offering, added just two days ago, stars Sophia Lux and Texas Patti. It’s called Teaching Her Twat.<p></p><p>My connection must be fucked up today, because MYLF auto-selected 480p for the video resolution. Thankfully, I didn’t have any buffering issues when I bumped it all the way up to 1080p, their current max res. Sophia shows up looking for her best friend to talk her through fucking her boyfriend for the first time, but Bestie ain’t home. Fortunately, Bestie’s mom is a pornstar who is soon strapping on a dildo.</p><p></p><p>It’s a fairly no-frills player. There’s a download button, but there are no special features like speed adjustment or skipping to tagged/timestamped sex acts. You have to jump to the dildo-sucking yourself. I’d like to see some of these features built-in as the site grows, but these are not serious complaints. MYLF’s player is more than adequate at delivering the goods.</p><p></p><p>The goods here are fucking great. You know, I get the feeling Sophia isn’t quite as inexperienced as she lets on, or else she’s some kind of goddamn savant when it comes to cock-sucking and dick-riding. Either way, I’m sure that boyfriend is going to be very happy if he exists and this whole thing wasn’t just a ruse to bang her friend’s mom. (Respect to Sophia, though, because I keep trying that and it never works.)</p><p></p><p>MYLF has the standard porn-site tagging system and it looks like it’s really well implemented here. The big cloud of keywords below Teaching Her Twat includes quick access to all of MYLF’s Doggystyle, High Heels, Indoor, G-String, and Innie Pussy clips, just to name a few. The pornstar names lead to their profiles on the site, but these two hotties have only been in this one MYLF movie so far.</p><p></p><p>It really says something that the only thing I can find to complain about is basically the fact that this is a paysite. Yeah, it costs money to jerk off to these videos. Yeah, they’re going to hit you with the upsells and try to get more of your money. The only reason they can get away with that is because they’re offering such high-quality content. I’m still confused about that weird 70% off ad, but I’m not overly concerned; at $30 a month, MYLF’s price-point is right about where it should be.</p><p></p><p>MYLF is a new network, but I’m already impressed by what I’m seeing. In a matter of months, they’ve managed to build a sizable stash of MILF fuck flicks starring some of the most gorgeous women in the genre. They’re putting out new material all the time, so it will be exciting to see what they bust out next. With at least 7 sites chock-full of Mothers You’d Like to Fuck, MYLF (often misspelled as "milfty") will appeal strongly to fans of mature, sexy, and experienced women.</p>
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FapHouse
<p>Have you visited the Fap House lately? I ain’t talking about visiting your mother-in-law’s place, where your wife insists you’re not allowed to fuck in the guestroom, leading you to rub out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom. (“I swear, honey, I just have the shits from your mom’s meatloaf!”) I’m actually talking about a new premium site that popped up at the beginning of April. They made a ridiculously grand entrance into the online porn market, building up a following at a rate that would make just about any smut peddler jealous; a couple of months in, they’re already getting over 30 million visits a month.</p><p></p><p>So, what’s the fucking Faphouse.com secret? Well, figuring it out is one of my goals this morning, along with filling up this old gym sock with sperm. I have a feeling the key to their success might be in their main gimmick: <strong>they’re offering full-length pornos from a ton of sources for one price</strong>. I’ve always been a sucker for a deal, especially one that’s going to make my morning fap routines even more productive. Without any further ado, let me lube up the ol’ Johnson and take a look.</p><p></p><h3>Big Stars, Big Tits and Big Studios</h3>When I first pulled up Faphouse, I really thought it was another free tube. I thought it was a higher-end free tube, for sure, because the presentation is really fucking nice, but the overall vibe initially feels more free tube than premium. I think it’s because they hit you right away with that wall of thumbnails you expect on a tube, versus the big auto-playing video you get on most of the big paysites coming out these days.<p></p><p>Another thing that made me think it was a tube was that they’ve got videos from a ton of big names in smut. The premium networks will often consolidate their different brands under one umbrella, while tubes usually offer an even wider range on account of all the samples. As soon as I hit the Faphouse landing page, I saw movies from Pure Taboo, Girlsway, Sis Loves Me, Kink, and Girlfriend Films. A quick visit to the Studios section finds a list of nearly 5,000 studios, including a lot of major players like Shoplyfter, Naughty America, Jules Jordan, Analized and Blacked. If you watch porn, you will recognize a ton of them.</p><p></p><p>It goes without saying that when they’re publishing content from so many well-known studios, they’ve also got a ton of well-known pornstars. I tried typing my favorites into the search bar and got a nice load of results for nearly every babe I tried, from Abella Danger to Brooklyn Gray, Riley Reid to Mia Malkova, Krystal Swift to Estella Bathory. The only notable exception was Mia Khalifa, but you’ve got to remember, she actually only shot a couple of movies in her short time in the full-on porn movie business.</p><p></p><p>Another thing that made me suspect it was a free tube was the wide range of sex genres and fetishes they’re catering to. Paysites often have a theme, but these guys are all over the fucking place. There’s stepsister lesbian sex, anal with the boss’s husband, interracial creampies, hardcore group BDSM, German orgies, pregnant moms arranging for their unborn to meet a big-ass, one-eyed snake monster in the womb, and even a handful of pee scenes. That’s all on the front page!</p><p></p><p>Of course, if you’ve got a trained eye like I do, there are some giveaways that this is a premium site. One of the biggest is that the film lengths are stamped on all the thumbnails out front, and they’re all full-length movies. You get that sometimes on the crappy tubes, but they usually come with a half-ass, last-gen presentation and a whole fucking fuck-ton of spam. This site is clean as hell, at least with regards to the layout, though the flicks are just as dirty as you perverts were hoping.</p><p></p><h3>How Much Does All This Porn Cost?</h3>You’ll get that final confirmation that this is a paysite when you try to click one of those all-so-enticing thumbs out front. While Faphouse is kind enough to give you a ton of free samples in the form of montages for all the movies, samples are all you get. Below each is a button where you can GET FULL VIDEO, and that naturally leads to the signup page.<p></p><p>After gawking at the short, looping preview for a Mommy’s Girl flick with Scarlett Sage and Jelena Jensen, I was hard as a rock and dripping in my drawers. The girls were making out, scissoring, sucking toes and titties, and having pink tacos for lunch. I really wanted to see the whole thing, so what’s a horny dude to do? I clicked that GET FULL VIDEO button to see what it’d cost me.</p><p></p><p>Given how many studios were on the menu and how all the flicks are long, I was really expecting Faphouse.com memberships to cost the industry-standard thirty bucks you pay for a month at most any paysite. It turns out <strong>Faphouse is way cheaper than your typical premium spot</strong>. The regular price is just ten bucks a month, with a yearly rate that breaks down to just six. Their lifetime rate is fifty bucks more than I’m charging over at PornDudeCasting, but it’s still a good price to get into that all-you-can fap smut buffet until you’re dead in the ground or your dick stops working.</p><p></p><p>The question after looking at the price of any paysite is, “Well, how much do you get for that price?” Dudes, this shit is fucking wild. The site’s only been live for a couple of months, but they’ve already got over 300,000 videos in the collection. (The signup page lists almost 200k, but they’re growing so fast that’s already inaccurate.) Like any good paysite, they’re regularly adding to the pile, and they’re going a lot harder than any other paysite I can think of. I like to see at least one update a week if I’m spending money, but <strong>Faphouse.com is adding 200 new videos every day</strong>.</p><p></p><h3>Hundreds of Thousands of Pornos</h3>Damn, so where do I even start with over a quarter of a million full-length dirty movies? Should I fap to one of these pseudo-taboo flicks, beat off to a lesbian threesome, or get kinky as hell in their big-ass collection of fetish films? They have a nice Categories index with a couple of hundred porn genres and fetishes, as well as that big-ass Studios directory I mentioned, though I’m kind of disappointed not to find a similar index for all the pornstars.<p></p><p>I decided to start my official Faphouse.com fap test with a movie added just yesterday. It’s an hour-long Pure Taboo movie called Teen Fucked By Best Friend’s Parents At Family Holiday (18+). The site obviously ain’t skimping on bandwidth, because it started playing smoothly in HD as soon as I hit the Play button. It doesn’t go up to 4k, but the 1080p looks gorgeous on my laptop.</p><p></p><p>If you’re familiar with Pure Taboo, you already know they have high production values and a cinematic style. After a long setup, we finally see our heroine in bed with her friend’s parents. The action really kicks off around the 17-minute mark, when the panties finally come off and the pussy-eating commences. I can’t help thinking the male talent looks a lot like a younger version of famous crazy dead man John McAfee, but good god, it’s a fantastic fuck flick.</p><p></p><p>I think OnlyFans has brought back the trend of paysites going the streaming-only route, but Faphouse surprised me by including downloads with the membership. That makes it an even better value for anybody looking to build up their offline porn library for when society collapses completely. You’ll be able to barter those SD cards for food, gasoline and ammunition, and you’ll get a lot of good faps in.</p><p></p><p>Faphouse.com is an absolute winner in my book. This is easily one of the best values I’ve seen in pornography recently, which goes a long way in explaining how their traffic blew up immediately after launch. The catalog is wide-ranging, featuring some of the best studios and pornstars in the game, with movies in just about any genre. Even the deep-niche fetish freaks are going to have a blast with this one. Seriously, folks, just go check it out. You can browse the whole catalog before pulling the trigger, and I have a feeling you’re going to love what you see.</p>
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Naughty America
<p>NaughtyAmerica! If you are well-versed in the world of porn (which I know that you are, you fucking pervert!), chances are you’ve either heard of or seen a video clip from the behemoth porn studio known as Naughty America. They have built quite a name for themselves and are often applauded for their classic brand of topnotch pornography—classic scenarios and classic girls, all shot with a classic style.</p><p></p><p>NaughtyAmerica.com was founded in 2001 under the name of SoCal Cash. They did not adopt the moniker Naughty America until March of 2004. From these humble beginnings, NaughtyAmerica has propped itself up as one of the premier adult film studios and caters to some of the most deeply rooted, longest-standing sexual fantasies in America.</p><p></p><p>Situations like the hot secretary that stays late and fucks her boss who she’s always been horny for, a group of unbelievably sexy chicks fucking a pizza delivery guy because they can’t afford to pay for their pizza, and the seemingly innocent 18+ schoolgirl seducing her taken-by-surprise tutor after school are some of the staple fantasies of American pornography that Naughty America indulges in their videos.</p><p></p><p>Another interesting tidbit about Naughty America is the use of the date 1776 which sometimes appears in their logo. Why 1776, you might ask? Very good question. Allow me to learn you: 1776 is the date that the Declaration of Independence was signed, in which Thomas Jefferson asserts the rights to “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” What a fitting slogan for a company that specializes in hedonism, don’t you think? Something tells me our founding fathers would approve of Naughty America, at least in private.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>The American Dream</h3>As soon as you log in to Naughty America’s members' area, the first thing you’ll see is a giant banner at the top of the page with scrolling ads. Most of them are for Naughty America content, but some are trying to sell you on paid partner sites. If you have read any of my other reviews, you already know that I am not a huge fan of this. If I’m already paying you my hard-earned money, don’t try to fucking take more of it.<p></p><p>But, whatever. Don’t worry, I’m not going to bitch about it for too long. All it takes is a quick scroll down the page and there are no more ads. It’s fine. Now you have a shit ton of thumbnails of amazing looking videos to choose from. There does not seem to be much of a rhyme or reason to the organization of these videos, though. Full-length films and series installments appear alongside one-off scenes from a number of different categories.</p><p></p><p>As you continue to scroll down, more and more videos just materialize before your eyes. It begins to feel as if you could keep scrolling forever and never run out of content. That is definitely a big plus for Naughty America—they have an enormous amount of content to choose from. This is definitely a factor for me when I decide whether or not I am going to pay for a porn subscription. You wouldn’t want to commit to a year of monthly payments for a site that doesn’t even have enough content to sustain you a full year!</p><p></p><p>Naughty America has tons of exceptional, award-winning content. They have been nominated for a fuck ton of Adult Video News (AVN) awards since 2004 (and have won quite a few as well). In 2008 they took home the prize for the Best Ethnic-Themed Series (Asian) for their Asian One on One series. In 2011 they won the AVN Best Ethnic-Themed Series award again, this time for the series, Latin Adultery. So, if foreign chicks are your thing, you can expect great things from a Naughty America membership.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Girls, Girls, Girls</h3>While I browse the site, though, I’m not noticing a whole lot of diversity. Although their girls are definitely some of the hottest you’ll find on the web, most of them are white, and most of them have that sort of traditionally hot porn star body—big tits (often fake), platinum blonde or brunette, slim waist, a slight curve to the hips, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I love the traditionally hot porn star as much as the next guy. But, still, it would be nice to have a little more diversity. Always good to mix things up!<p></p><p>Speaking of the girls, many of them also seem to be a little bit more on the more mature side than the girls I’ve seen on other comparable paysites. Nothing wrong with that, though. I can definitely appreciate a beautiful and experienced cougar.</p><p></p><p>My guess is that this is due to Naughty America’s overall aesthetic and demographic. They seem to cater to an older, upper-middle-class group of men. You can easily see this in the types of situations they tend to privilege (naughty secretary, etc.) and in the sets (luxurious homes).</p><p></p><p>Once you start diving into the videos themselves, though, it is super easy to forget about any sort of demographic information, economic class, or anything else for that matter. Naughty America has world-class content. The camera work is skillful and focused (on the fucking, that is, not the fucking set like I have seen other studios do far too often). The situations are, like I said before, nothing short of classic, and it is all available in high definition (720p).</p><p></p><p></p><h3>A Fuck Ton of Fantastic Features</h3>Below the video, you will find a collection of exclusive, featured images from the film shoot. Underneath that photo album, you’ll find a selection of the other videos that the actress is in that you can find on Naughty America. This is a great feature. It is always so fucking annoying to have to go out and dig for other videos when you find a girl you really like. Naughty America understands this and makes it nice and easy.<p></p><p>Another interesting feature is how, next to the model’s name, is a button that says, “talk to me.” Click here and be brought to a website called Dream Lover, where you can purchase the girl’s phone number! I’m not sure about the price range on these numbers (you have to register for an account to see that info), but that is definitely something you can look into if that piques your interest (and I’m sure it does, you fucking creep).</p><p></p><p>In addition to all the great members-only content that Naughty America has to offer, they also have optional add-on channels to choose from (this is where you’ll find familiar titles such as Naughty Office and My First Sex Teacher), VR content, full-length films, and what seems to be a pretty great-looking live cam site as well. You will certainly be hard-pressed to run out of awesome content if you choose Naughty America for your porn subscription of choice.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>This is Just the Tip…</h3>All in all, I am very impressed with what I am seeing on Naughty America. I spent a few hours on the site and I have a feeling I may have only scratched the surface on everything it has to offer. I think that I would need something closer to a month on the site before I could truly give you a comprehensive report on all of the features and special content available.<p></p><p>The site is designed well, the ads are not too in your face, the content is fucking awesome, the fantasies are relatable (and classic), and the ladies are sexy as hell. You really cannot go wrong with a subscription to Naughty America, the way I see it. If you have the money and are currently a porn site free agent, I highly recommend giving Naughty America a go.</p><p></p><p>If you are unsure as to whether or not you will be into this more classic brand of porn, there are plenty of tube sites around the web that feature clips of their content. Go get a taste of what Naughty America is cooking up and see if it might be for you. I, for one, am going to go explore all of the other crazy features of Naughty America. I think you should go sign up and do the same. Happy fapping, cumrades!</p>
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XVideos Red
<p>What in the world is better than mountains of free porn? You already know how easy it is to score nearly unlimited amounts of anal bang smut and teen lesbian group-sex (18+) movies on the free tubes. I’m sure you’ve also seen those ads promising to enhance your free tube experience for a few bucks. As distracted as I usually am by the free public threesomes and airtight orgies, my curiosity finally got the best of me, and I ended up checking out XVideos.red.</p><p></p><p>Every fapper on the Internet has rubbed out more than a few to the free offerings at XVideos. It is, after all, one of the biggest tubes out there with over 2 million visitors a day. <strong>XVideos.red is the XVideos premium service</strong>. It’s a bit more modest in terms of hard numbers, with around 8,000 visitors per day. Still, that’s more than a lot of you expected. What makes a person bust their wallet out when a tube is already offering over 9 million videos for free? I’m ThePornDude, so besides my personal interest, it’s actually my professional duty to find out.</p><h3>Why Should I Pay for a Free Tube?</h3>My overall appreciation for XVideos.com ain’t a secret. If you’ve read my review, you know I love their truly monumental collection, the efficient organization of the site, and of course, the price. Hell, even if you haven’t seen my review, you may have noticed I rank them as #2 on my list of Free Porn Tube Sites, right behind the king daddy of them all, PornHub.<p></p><p>If you’re a regular visitor to their legendary library of smut, you’ve already seen the ads for XVideos Red. They’re fairly respectable about it, not slamming the upsells in your face or tricking you into clicking the sign-up link like the shadier tubes will do. Still, it’s impossible not to notice the RED Videos link in the header. Click it, and you’ll see some of the hottest thumbnails they’ve got to offer, like Mia Khalifa getting stuffed, Latina taboo movies, and uncensored Japanese Adult Video.</p><p></p><p>But click on one of those thumbnails, and you’re presented not with a video page and some moving pictures to shake your dick at, but a presell page for XVideos Red. It’s an enticing ad. XVideos itself has one of the uglier layouts among the free tubes, but they bring out the big guns when they want you to spend cash. This is the kind of polished landing page you see on major premium sites, with big-ass HD images of some of your favorite pornstars getting nasty.</p><p></p><p>Beside a picture of Abella Danger with her cunt exposed and a blue dildo up her asshole, the site promises “<strong>No Ads. Just Nonstop Porn</strong>.” It’s enticing, sure, though to be honest, XVideos ain’t one of the worst offenders when it comes to spam. With a blocker running, I don’t really have any issues with their free offerings.</p><p></p><p>An XVideos free account lets you download sex movies in SD, but XVideos.red gives you <strong>access to downloads in crisp, clear 4k ultra-HD</strong>. Many porn consumers prefer the convenience of streaming to hoarding a collection the wife might find buried on your laptop, but this feature will really appeal to those of you building an offline porn collection for the end of the world.</p><h3>That’s a Lot of Premium Smut</h3>The perk that really sold me, though, was the exclusive material. On top of the 9 million videos everyone gets to watch for free, <strong>XVideos Red subscribers get over 120,000 full movies</strong>. Porn memberships often boil down to a numbers game, and these fuckers just kill it. That massive collection includes <strong>top pornstars and world-class studios, as well as independent and amateur video whores and amateurs</strong>.<p></p><p>The other numerical element of that paysite numbers game? I’m talking about the price, my perverted friends. <strong>At just ten bucks a month, XVideos.red represents one of the best deals in premium adult entertainment online</strong>. They’ve got a nice system built-in, so a lot of your subscription dollars go directly back to the sluts and studios you love the most, financing another round of Asian masturbation videos, interracial blowjob orgies, and 18+ teenage lesbian experimentation.</p><p></p><p>The first thing you’ll see when you get logged in is a wall of the newest scenes to hit the site. I hope you’ve got an overactive libido or a really reliable Viagra dealer, plus a massive stockpile of something slippery to prevent chafing. <strong>XVideos.red is updated with around 250 new movies every day</strong>.</p><p></p><p>Like the rest of the XVideos collection, there’s no real overarching theme to the pornography on display. It’s just a delicious grab-bag of all kinds of freaky sexual treats. There are college girls playing naked Truth Or Date in their dorm room, 18+ Ebony schoolgirls masturbating for the camera, and hot Southern belles getting their asses reamed. There are dildos going into every hole, thick girls fucking on a public beach, and a few footjob movies for the fetishists.</p><h3>All the Freaky Porn Sex You Love Most</h3>With the typical weekly-update schedule of your typical paysite, paid-up perverts usually look forward to a regular wank to some new porn every 7 days. Hundreds of scenes per day is a little overwhelming, even for a professional like me. XVideos.red has fetish porn, big-studio smut from companies like BangBros, and uploads direct from famous pornstars like Deauxma and Julia Ann.<p></p><p>Beside a femdom video of a Brazilian body-building chick kicking a guy repeatedly in the nuts with tree-trunk legs, I found a 25-minute interracial amateur group scene that made me drip a little in my boxers. I grabbed the lotion and clicked through to the scene. Given the profit-sharing setup over at Red, I hoped my choice in morning fap material would toss a few coins in this threesome’s bucket.</p><p></p><p>His Girlfriend Is A Freak, Too, opens with a black couple making out on a bed while a white girl looks on. Right away, I can tell from the lighting that this ain’t a big-budget picture. The camerawork is clean, though, as is the editing as we move quickly into a big-dick blowjob sequence. The white girl looks on, getting increasingly aroused. I like the casual atmosphere, with friendly banter preceding the double-BJ, and a lot of big smiles while both girls are working over his junk.</p><h3>Is It Worth It or Not?</h3>Everything that make the free version of XVideos such a success is on display at XVideos Red, too. For one thing, they’ve got plenty of bandwidth, so the movies stream beautifully at full resolution. I never have any buffering issues with the site.<p></p><p>The organization of the collection has always been a big part of the site’s appeal, as well. When you have a collection this big, and it’s growing this fast, you need a way to sift through all those movies to find the ideal fap fodder for your needs. The extensive tags and meta-data for each upload ensures that nothing gets lost in the ever-expanding halls of pornography. Whether you’re into facials, gangbangs, lesbians, or even kinky shit like golden showers and pegging, XVideos.red has you covered, and you can skip straight to your preferred smut.</p><p></p><p>I came into this review expecting to write it off as a waste of time and money. My biggest complaint isn’t really a complaint about the site, but more related to my own mental attitude about XVideos. I think the most difficult element for most people is just getting over the idea of paying for a “free” site.</p><p></p><p>Don’t get me wrong; the free version is still a killer site that I’d recommend to anybody looking to kill a few minutes or a few weeks cranking it to hardcore porn. For the money, though, XVideos Red represents a really fucking serious value in the world of online smut. It’s only ten bucks a month, offering 120k+ movies in a nearly unlimited variety of pornographic subgenres. If you’re looking to save some cash and get the biggest possible bang for your buck, this ain’t a bad option at all.</p>
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Mofos
<p>Mofos Network! You know your site’s a big player in the XXX industry when you can recognize the logo from the countless times it popped up on other XXX sites. I’m sure most of you out there have been distracted by those gifs of various 18+ girls getting fucked on popular XXX sites like Pornhub, XVideos, XNXX and so on. Most of those advertisements are from Mofos, which is why they’re one of the hottest, most popular XXX domains today.</p><p></p><p>They’ve been around for 10 years now, and I’m certain that plenty of lonely dudes have jacked it to videos shot by them, since they are a pornographic production company after all. If you’re one of those people who fantasize about fucking random women you see on the street or on public transport during your day then Mofos should be your drug of choice when it comes to watching porn because their specialty is reality scenes.</p><p></p><h3>They Are the Master of the Reality Genre</h3>These guys are the best when it comes to making believable fuck-flicks that will help you fantasize about fucking just about any 18+ girl or woman you’re crushing on. If you’ve ever wanted to plug your English teacher’s asshole after class or make an oral creampie for that hot college-grad student neighbor of yours, then you really ought to check out the stuff these guys are producing. Mofos.com was specifically made to create reality porno scenes back in 2008 – their creator was actually none other than Brazzers, one of the most popular pornography productions in the world.<p></p><p>They decided to create Mofos Network in order to shoot videos with short storylines in contrast to the long, drawn-out plots that are common in Brazzers’ videos. This is why all of Mofos’ ads feature a weird buildup that sums up the short storyline of the video before the actual fucking takes place – these guys want all those lonely avid porn fans out there to really get invested in their plots before cumming to the fuck scenes in order to get more out of the orgasm.</p><p></p><h3>They Feature All Kinds of Models</h3>Mofos isn’t like Brazzers in the sense that it uses only top-tier actors for its videos – these guys focus on a lesser-known cast to film their videos. Mofos uses relatively unknown, b-list fuck-flick actresses to shoot its scenes, and I gotta say that it’s worked great for them so far because a lot of these bitches can perform just as well or even better than the most popular XXX actresses you see on bigger production companies.<p></p><p>You don’t need to jack it to Alexis Texas, Anna Belle Peaks, and Asa Akira for the 1000th time when you decide to save your jerking privileges for Mofos’ videos – these guys use girls and women of all shapes, sizes, ages, backgrounds and pigments to make their videos. Their formula works because their diverse cast of cock-hungry actresses can be used to portray the reality of their scenes better, I mean you wouldn’t be convinced that a teen girl is actually a teen girl if the actress playing her is in her 30s.</p><p></p><h3>They Run 22 Separate Sub-Networks</h3>Mofos.com has a giant sub-network of XXX sites operating under their production consisting of 22 separate domains. Each website is made with a certain porno topic or theme in mind; There’s public sex, barely legal 18+ teens, matures, interracial sex, fake driving school and even the never absent Hentai genre. These guys aren’t fucking around when it comes to delivering porn, because they’ve literally shot it all – whatever your kink or fetish is you can be sure that the fine people behind Mofos have thought of it and put it on film, all for your horny viewing pleasure. There’s even fucking mail-order bride videos if you’re into that sort of thing.<p></p><h3>If Those 22 Sub-Networks Weren’t Enough, They Also Have 11 Separate Channels</h3>Not only does this site run 22 other websites dedicated to different XXX genres and themes, but they also have 11 different channels for you to browse through if you have a more refined porn palette and need something spicy and exotic to excite your numbed dick. The 11 channels they host cover a wide spectrum of themes and topics including classic genres like lesbian, milfs, teens (18+), milfs + teens (if either one alone isn’t enough for you), and anal.<p></p><p>Then there are the more exotic Latinas, RealityGang, stepfamily, 3DXStars & VR, and even a whole channel dedicated to cosplay featuring hundreds of girls dressed up as your favorite video game, anime or comic book characters getting fucked in all kinds of positions. So if your dick’s ever had an itch for some over-stimulating VR action, fucked-up family fun time or if you’ve ever wanted to watch Elsa from Frozen get gangbanged by three dudes or Deadpool ass-fuck Jean Grey then you can bet your balls that this site has you covered.</p><p></p><h3>And Last But Not Least, There are 8 Whole Sites If You Need Even More Content</h3>Not only do these guys have 22 sub-networks and 11 different channels with each individual channel and sub-network covering a specific XXX theme or genre, but they also have 8 entire websites covering even more themes and genres. I wasn’t kidding when I said that these guys were serious about delivering literally every kind of porn there is to their loyal viewers, regardless if it’s good old fashioned porno like teens and milfs getting fucked or weirdly specific shit like fake hostels and fitness rooms.<p></p><p>The fine people behind Mofos have delivered to the world 8 different websites based on specific XXX wants and needs: There’s ‘Fitness rooms,’ which is basically porno based on sex in gyms and fitness rooms, ‘Female Fake Taxi’, where the taxi drivers are all cock-hungry women looking for a good fuck, ’Black Is Better,’ which is pretty self-explanatory as well as ‘Don’t Break Me,’ ‘Public Pickups,’ ‘I Know That Girl,’ ‘Teen Pink Videos (18+),’ and ‘My Dirty Hobby.’ These sites, together with the sub-networks and channels prove that if you’re ever in need of a seemingly-infinite assortment of XXX content at your disposal then Mofos is the place to get it.</p><p></p><h3>Solid Video Options</h3>Once you finally make your choice on which genre, topic, theme, and fetish you’d like your video to feature, you can finally start the real journey which all porno addicts take – the video search. Sifting through videos is made pretty easy here, because the fine people running this site have decided to give you just three options for categorizing your videos: Staff picks, most liked and videos being watched right now. These three categories are a simple way to differentiate between videos, because you’ve already chosen your preferred genre out of 30+ options, so how much more can you search really?<p></p><h3>Plenty of Babes to Choose From</h3>There are so many different girls to choose from on this site that you can easily jack off to a different bitch every day for the rest of your life. This site features some well-known fucksluts like Mandy Muse and Natasha Nice as well as some more relatively unknown cum-glazed faces like Apolonia Lapierda, Demi Stra and Bambi Black.<p></p><p>They might not all have images on their profiles, but you can bet your last sperm cell that they’re all featured in at least one scene for your viewing pleasure. You can sort through this dazzling harem of whores alphabetically or via a recently active status, number of videos, rating or views. There’s plenty of babes to go around on Mofos at the moment, with over 2,000 models, but if you ever need the real thing then you might just be able to get it, which brings me to my next topic…</p><p></p><h3>Ever Tried Real Sex?</h3>As great as porn can be, sometimes the lonely, horny people who watch it on a daily basis deserve some actual sex, and if there’s ever been a porno site that does its best to grant you real-life sex then it’s definitely Mofos. ‘FucknNow’ is Mofos’ answer to real sex – it’s a site designed to allow local horn bags to meet up and fuck in the ways they want to.<p></p><p>You might just be lucky enough to hook up with a local girl and enjoy a casual fuck, or if you’re more adventurous you can opt for girls (or guys) who prefer sex in public. There’s also Skype sex and mobile sexting, which is the next best thing after sex with a real person. There’s also the group sex encounters if you prefer to have yourself a little orgy action, and last but not least, there’s a bi-curious encounters section, just in case you’ve grown sick of the opposite sex from all that porn you’ve been watching.</p>
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Evil Angel
<p>Looking for some hardcore anal gonzo porn? The production company, EvilAngel.com is one of the oldest names in the game. Started in 1989 by John Stagliano, Evil Angel was able to easily rise to prominence in an era when porn suddenly became significantly cheaper to make. In the late seventies, pornos were still being shot on 35-millimeter film and a single production could cost up to $350,000 to make.</p><p></p><p>With the rise of VHS technology, though, in the 1980s, porn producers could suddenly produce high-quality content for around $4,000. Stagliano and Stagliano, however, produced his film, Bouncing Buns independently in 1983 for $8,000. And, from that moment on, he has not stopped putting out top-tier films and innovating the genre.</p><p></p><p>Stagliano started Evil Angel in 1989 to help him sell his own films. The name, Evil Angel, apparently, was inspired by Stagliano’s days as a male stripper. Of the name he says:</p><p></p><p>There was another guy in one of my shows named John. So, this MC started calling me Evil John to differentiate us. This was when I was doing Dracula and chains. At the same time, I had a girlfriend who called herself Angel when she did strip shows. She was a very nasty girl and I suggested that she call herself Evil Angel. She didn't, but I loved the name and wound up using it for my company.</p><p></p><p>Evil Angel, it turns out, is also a very appropriate name, given the ‘nastiness’ level of the content they went on to produce, and still produce to this day (but more on that later).</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Respect the Originators</h3>It is hard to overestimate the amount of influence that Stagliano and Evil Angel had on the porn we watch today. Stagliano is credited with conceiving the idea for POV porn in 1989. Let that sink in—that is fucking huge. Evil Angel is also often cited as the first studio to pioneer the genre of gonzo porn, which was a complete accident.<p></p><p>Mostly due to a lack of funds, much of Evil Angel’s early work had some shaky camerawork, no connective narrative between scenes, and a raw, low-budget aesthetic. This early work, however, influenced a genre of porn that is a giant in the industry today, something filmmakers actually go out of their way to emulate.</p><p></p><p>In 1997 the US News and World Report named Evil Angel the single most profitable porn production studio. In 2007 the studio was nominated for 127 Adult Video News (AVN) awards, spread over 60 different categories (this was the fourth consecutive year the studio had received over 100 nominations, mind you).</p><p></p><p>Evil Angel continues to push the envelope and innovate the art form. One of the few big-name studios that produces transsexual content, in 2015 Evil Angel reported that such videos were their most profitable category, by a long shot, earning, on average, around 15-20% more money per movie than any other type of film they offered. It truly is hard to put a finger on just how influential and successful Evil Angel has been over the last 30 years or so. No other studio even comes close to comparing.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>From VHS to HTTPS</h3>All of this, of course, begs the question: how have they handled the transition into web-only content? Well, let’s take a look at their members' area and find out. Upon landing on the home page, the design and layout look pretty standard—black background, red text, lots of big thumbnails, a big announcement banner at the top of the page (which is, thankfully, not advertising anything other than Evil Angel films).<p></p><p>One thing on the home page that already makes Evil Angel stand out from other paid membership sites that I’ve been on is that on the left-hand side of the page you will find a directory, not of porn stars or featured actresses like you might expect, but of featured directors. Toggle between a list of the most popular Evil Angel directors or an alphabetical list. This should tell you a fuck load about Evil Angel as a studio and what they value—they truly do approach their videos as more than just recordings of hot chicks getting fucked; they look at their productions as films, through and through.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Hard Fucking Core</h3>Just looking at a few of the screenshots used for the thumbnails makes it easy to see that nasty, raw, hardcore aesthetic I mentioned earlier. Many of the models are tatted up and alternative looking, the scenes are set in places like city busses, back alleys, and in warehouses with graffitied-up walls. Almost every video boasts hardcore ass fucking, gaping, gagging, or double-penetration. This is some hardcore shit, for sure, definitely not for the sensitive little pricks out there.<p></p><p>This is some of the roughest mainstream stuff I’ve ever seen. Evil Angel is not fucking around. Not one bit. Hardcore anal seems to be a favorite of these directors, so if you’re an anal fan, you are in luck. They also have some of the wildest orgy videos I’ve ever seen—squirting and gaping and choking and screaming and gagging and ass fucking every which way the video camera aims. This is the kind of shit you grit your teeth to while you fap, let some of your aggression out.</p><p></p><p>Another thing to note about Evil Angel’s online content: they do not separate their transsexual content from their guy on girl and girl on girl videos. So, if that’s not your thing, oh well, deal with it. And if that is your thing, then rejoice, you won’t have to do any digging to find it like you likely would on other sites.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Easy to Use</h3>The website is organized really well, which is always a plus (and to be expected from the O.G. experts of pornography). At the top of the page, you have a menu bar that lets you browse the site (pictures, classics, extras, Voracious (a featured vampire series), blog, and about). This is super convenient, especially if you want to take a foray into the roots of the porn you watch today—just click “classics.” Then, in the menu bar, you also have videos, movies, porn stars, and a free scene from a partner paysite. My only gripe with the site design is that it’s a little busy for my liking—I tend to prefer something a little more minimalistic, and Evil Angel has used up every page, top to bottom, with no blank space. But, hey, that could very well just be me.<p></p><p></p><h3>Shortcummings</h3>As one of the most profitable porn studios of all time, I would have expected to not find a single ad on the site. And, for a while, I thought I hadn’t. Until I scrolled down to the very bottom of the page and found three. I know what you’re thinking, it’s just three ads, right? Will this guy ever calm the fuck down with his tirades against advertisements? Well, no, I will not, fuck you very much. I know it’s just three ads, not the biggest deal in the world. But, as I said, Evil Angel is one of the most profitable porn studios of all time. The expectation there is zero! Oh well, it’s nothing to kill your boner over. I guess.<p></p><p>One disappointing aspect of Evil Angel’s content is that they have not yet jumped on board with virtual reality content. This is surprising to me, too, given that they are always at the forefront of porn’s innovation and VR porn really lends itself perfectly to the gonzo, POV-style that they pioneered so many years ago. If I could talk to John Stagliano, that would be my one and only complaint. I would love to see Evil Angel embrace some of the more interactive capabilities available to us in 2018.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Grit Your Teeth and Cum</h3>All in all, though, Evil Angel did not disappoint one bit. They have certainly lived up to the high standard that they have set for themselves, which is not always an easy task. With a subscription to Evil Angel you will have 30 years-worth of superb content, the sexiest girls on the web, an historically valuable archive of classic films (it’s important to know your roots!), and a super easy to use website on which to browse through all of it.<p></p><p>As I said before, I could have done without the ads (even if relatively few), and I think it is a hugged missed opportunity for Evil Angel to have no virtual reality content, but these are, I think, relatively minor complaints among so much to applaud about the site. If you are into anal gaping and bitches deep throating giant cocks to the point of tears, Evil Angel will be just what you’re looking for.</p>
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Vixen
<p>Vixen.com! Interested in some vixen porn? Sometimes referred to as “the Steven Spielberg of porn,” French adult film director and entrepreneur, Greg Lansky is known for creating the network of high-end pornography studios comprised of Blacked, Tushy, Vixen, and, more recently, Blacked Raw. Having got his start in the industry by creating successful brands and websites for Reality Kings, he did not start his own porn empire until 2014. In a matter of only four short years, though, his work has become some of the most revered and award-winning in the field. His reputation became firmly secured in 2016, when he won seven Adult Video News (AVN) awards for his production Being Riley, starring the incomparable Riley Reid.</p><p></p><p>Lansky’s list of accolades does not stop there, though. Not by any means. His productions have amassed, in just four years, nearly as many awards as some of the porn studios that have been around for decades. How did Lansky manage to do this, you ask? Well, that’s simple. By creating nothing but the highest quality films with the most beautiful girls in the world. Lansky has been heralded as being a visionary director who takes porn seriously. He has been quoted on multiple occasions (whether in cover stories for Rolling Stone or interviews with GQ) that he seeks to blur the lines between porn and art.</p><p></p><p>In other words, Lansky refuses to put out cheap smut. Every single one of his videos and all four of the sites in his network of production studios feature videos that go beyond merely filming hot dicks getting boned in various positions. In fact, his scenes could be accurately compared to pornographic short films. By filming on exotic and stunning sets and situating his films in truly compelling narratives, few pornographers today are doing what sites like Vixen do, and it is glorious.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Cinematic Greatness</h3>Just to illustrate what I mean about the sheer quality of Vixen’s work, let’s take a look at just one of the many scenes the site makes available. In “Tie Me Up Please Part 2,” sexy redhead Ella Hughes stars opposite Markus Dupree. The synopsis on Vixen reads as follows: “He stands for everything that she hates. All he wants to do is to turn Ella's precious artworks into cold, hard cash, and she wants no part of it. As her contempt for him grows, it turns into a warped attraction to him. Now on the last day with him as a client, she decides to live out her darkest fantasies.”<p></p><p>The film opens up with the camera slowly panning up the side of a corporate office building until it stops and focuses on Dupree in front of a window, staring off into the distance. Hughes’ voice is heard providing some exposition as a voiceover as we follow Dupree in a series of cinematic shots as he exits the building, on his way to meet with Hughes. Interspersed with these shots are abrupt flash-forwards of Hughes blindfolded and tied to a chair. Eventually, as you can probably imagine, the two collide and we’re given a good forty minutes of light bondage that quickly leads to more conventional (but amazingly rendered) fucking. This should give you just a small slice of the dynamic storytelling and near literary qualities characteristic of Vixen’s films.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Elegant and Easy to Use</h3>Are you sold yet on a Vixen membership? No? Well, fair enough, we haven’t even started in on the website’s design and features yet. As soon as you log into the member’s area, you’re immediately greeted by porn. None of that bullshit of a paysite trying to sell you on other sites or upgrades upon sign-in. And thank fucking god, too, because there is nothing more annoying than a site pandering for more of your money when you’re already paying them.<p></p><p>The site’s design and simple and elegant. Black background, white text, very minimalist. Up top you have your logo and menu bar, below are nothing but high-resolution, large thumbnails of Vixen’s latest uploads, with this week’s video prominently featured above the rest. Each thumbnail contains the video’s title, hyperlinks of the cast, its release date, and its rating. The home page shows their six most recent titles, and none of them is rated below an 8.4 out of 10.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Show Some Love for the Ladies</h3>The menu bar makes it easy to navigate the site. It allows you to choose between “Videos” (all, top-rated, and award-winning), “Vixen Angels,” “Models,” “Cams,” “Deals,” and, of course, a search bar and notification center. I want to pause on the Vixen Angels section for a moment, because it is something very unique to the Vixen brand. Something akin to Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, Vixen honors inspirational and talented models with the honor of being dubbed a Vixen Angel. The chosen girl receives a crowning ceremony, an exclusive photoshoot, a documentary-esque behind the scenes film all about her, and some designer gifts.<p></p><p>The website describes the honor as such: “The Vixen Angel has become the adult industry’s most prestigious title. A Vixen Angel isn't just a beautiful model; she's magnetic, a charismatic artist who truly understands the art of erotica and embodies an aspirational achievement for a new generation of performers. Each Vixen Angel is awarded a pair of custom Vixen Christian Louboutin red bottom shoes, a custom Tiffany brilliant-cut diamond necklace, and bespoke custom Vixen lingerie sets.” This is yet another example of how Vixen sets itself apart and aims to elevate porn to the level of art.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Quality is Queen</h3>At this point, you might be wondering if the actual good ol’ fashioned porn gets lost amidst Vixen’s pursuit of creating art. And the answer to this question is a resounding “no.” Their angels still get fucked good and hard like they would in videos produced by any other porn studio. And the exposition and story does not get too full of itself. It’s kept short and sweet (usually only a minute or two) before the models get down to action.<p></p><p>The media player on the site, too, is excellent. All videos come available in resolutions up to 4K, and each video conveniently contains markers on the scrub bar labeled with specific positions, allowing you to jump straight to, say, doggystyle if that’s your thing (it is definitely mine). Videos are also labeled with relevant tags, allowing you to quickly navigate to all Vixen videos containing whichever tag you like, and every video also has a lengthy and spirited comments section for members to discuss the films, the girls, and make requests to Vixen for future improvements. Not every pay site has a community of users who are so actively engaged, so this is yet another perk of a membership Vixen.</p><p></p><p>I am also proud to report that there are no ads on the Vixen website. At least not in the traditional or annoying sense. There are sponsored deals that they offer members to other paysites (40% - 70% off popular partner sites), but these only appear at the bottom of the home page and you almost have to look for them in order to find them, as opposed to other sites who shove their ads down your throats like so many deepthroated cocks.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>A Few Small Qualms</h3>I only have a couple of complaints about the site, although they are admittedly tiny. The first is that the previews that appear on the scrub bar when you hover your mouse down the line go away, for some reason, as you move the mouse linearly. In order to have the preview reappear, you have to move your mouse away from the bar and drop it back down in a new place. I’m not sure why they would design it this way, but it is mildly annoying.<p></p><p>Secondly, the site does not allow you to open anything in a new tab by holding the “ctrl” button along with a click. This sucks for the curious porn-watcher, such as myself, because sometimes you want to be able to explore the rest of a site without losing your place in a video. You can, of course, remedy this by right-clicking. But using ctrl+click is just so much easier, and, again, I can’t see any reason for not accommodating this very common hotkey combo.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Treat Yo’Self</h3>Vixen is a premium paysite for the pornoholic who prefers quality over quantity. With a new scene released every week, there is still plenty to choose from, but probably not as much material to be found here as there is to be found on similar member sites. That being said, every video that is on Vixen is produced with care, artistic integrity, and thought. Few porn sites truly aim for creating works of art when they produce videos, and Vixen does so in ways that make other paysites look like amateur basement studios.<p></p><p>Vixen (and, really, all of the sites in Lansky’s network) are raising the bar of what pornographic content can be. I say treat yourself with a membership and enjoy something exquisite for a change.</p>
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AdultPrime
<p>I spent all morning at Adult Prime, eating my bowl of breakfast Viagra while perusing their collection of dirty movies. It was definitely a good way to start the day, and frankly, a damn decent way to while away the afternoon hours before jerking off to it as a nightcap. Some of you might think, well, a guy who legally changed his name to ThePornDude is just naturally going to be masturbating to the stuff all day and night. The thing is, it’s a rare site that can keep me occupied this long without a break to fap to something else.</p><p></p><p>So, what’s the big secret here? To sum it up quickly in a few words, <strong>AdultPrime.com is a vast network of premium porn sites available for just one entry ticket</strong>. It’s a winning formula I’ve documented here before, and puts the joint in the same category as well-rounded porn packages like Team Skeet, BangBros, and the similarly named AdultTime. AdultPrime is the new bloke on the block, though, so they don’t yet have the brand awareness of the other guys. The real question, then, is how well their offerings stack up against all those well-known alternatives.</p><p></p><h3>The Prime Way I’m Getting Off This Morning</h3>Pull up the front page of Adult Prime and it looks a lot like any other premium site. There’s some hot young redhead licking a big, hard cock in a big image at the top of the screen, followed by smaller screencaps of hot nude sunbathers, threesomes, blowjobs, interracial hookups and French maids. The layout is a little loud with all the text on the screen, but it’s definitely got a modern 21st-century vibe.<p></p><p>Then you look a little bit closer and realize maybe this isn’t your typical paysite. In between the cocksucking hotties and muff-diving lesbians are some offerings you don’t see everywhere. I’m talking about grandmas sampling sperm, BDSM scenes with artistically dark lighting, and vintage scenes that may well have been shot before you were born. That’s a much deeper mix than you find almost anywhere else, or at least on any singular paysite.</p><p></p><p>You want to know why? It’s because <strong>AdultPrime.com includes 77 premium sites instead of the usual one-off</strong>. This is one of those networks that grows so fucking fast; they have difficulty keeping the numbers straight out on the tour page, so don’t be surprised if you check it out and they’ve got even more than that. The signup area mentions “50+ studios”, as if they just gave up counting.</p><p></p><p>One of the big advantages of a setup like this is that you end up with a really fucking wide variety of pornography. There’s the girl-on-girl action of A Girl Knows, the butt-fucking excitement of Analized, the intergenerational tomfoolery of Beauty and the Senior, and the horny 18+ teen beauties of Club Sweethearts. You can watch virgins get their cherries popped at Defloration, witness humiliating cheating at Cuckoldest, or get kinky as hell with 4kCFNM. Really, I could go on and on just naming the different brands under the Adult Prime banner, but I’m not trying to write a book here.</p><p></p><h3>How Much is That Entry Ticket?</h3>If you’re the kind of pervert who pays for porn because you like the good stuff, but you’ve also got varied taste, you already know how expensive your monthly habits can be. The typical premium site will run you thirty bucks, so what the fuck are they going to charge you for 77 of them? Well, the regular price of AdultPrime.com is the same as most singular paysites. I’m reviewing it in May, also known as Masturbation Month, and they’re offering ten bucks off the usual thirty bones.<p></p><p>Shit, you don’t even have to be a penny pincher to appreciate a deal like this. This is like a goddamn Costco deal, except you’re getting a massive porn library instead of a pallet full of off-brand cheese puffs. It does beg the question, though, of how much porn is really in there. If each of those 77 sites only has one video, it’d feel like a pretty disappointing bait-and-switch.</p><p></p><p>Not to worry, my perverted friends, because AdultPrime.com puts hard numbers right out front. As of this writing, <strong>there are more than 17,000 videos and nearly 4,000 clips</strong>. I don’t give a fuck how many boner pills you’re snorting; you’re not going to fap through the whole thing anytime soon. Speaking of which, does anybody know if Costco sells lube? I think I’m going to need a few barrels.</p><p></p><p>The pile is getting bigger at an impressive rate, too. Porn networks tend to be pretty kickass with the updates just on account of the multi-site setup, and Adult Prime is no exception. There are multiple new videos hitting the site every day across the network. Today’s new flicks include an 18+ teen brunette fucking some lucky dude, an ebony babe having angry sex, and an old lady sucking and jerking off a younger dude outside in the middle of nowhere. Yesterday, they added a skinny chick masturbating, a Latina getting her asshole eaten, an interracial threesome in a van, and a triple blowjob group sex scene in an alley of some European city.</p><p></p><h3>Euro Chicks Turning Dirty Tricks</h3>If you know me, you know I’m crazy about the public stuff, so I decided to start my official AdultPrime.com fap test with that back-alley blowjob I just mentioned. Released as part of the FamilyScrew site, the 14-minute clip is a showcase of freaky babes and one publicly indecent situation.<p></p><p>One of the first things I noticed is that the girls ain’t necessarily your typical pornstar-quality hotties. They ain’t ugly, but they probably ain’t winning any beauty competitions either. Now, this is partly related to this particular site on Adult Prime, but overall the network doesn’t have the kind of high-end talent you find on some of the other networks. In fact, the lower-caliber players are probably the only bad thing about the network. If you’re looking for any of your favorite video whores, this probably ain’t the place for you.</p><p></p><p>That said, it’s a fucking amazing scene. They start making out in one alley, but it’s not quite private enough, so they wander to another location where the action begins. A couple of the babes want to keep kissing first, but I like the chick who drops straight to her knees and starts undoing the dude’s belt. A few seconds later, she’s going deep, making his whole ding-dong disappear. I feel a little bad for the dude getting sucked off by the older babe, because he’s clearly having trouble getting it up. He’s an older dude, so maybe he just needs some Viagra.</p><p></p><p>The babes are unknowns, but it’s not a dirt-cheap production because the resolution goes all the way up to 4K. A few minutes in, the younger chick is getting fucked from behind while the other two keep sucking, and the dudes keep looking around to make sure they ain’t about to get busted.</p><p></p><p>About halfway through the movie, they go inside. I was a little disappointed, but hey, it’s not like AdultPrime is an all-public site. Anyway, the action does ramp up once they’ve got some real privacy, at which point it just turns into a full-on group sex scene. If you like it, go ahead and save it, because <strong>AdultPrime.com memberships include full download access</strong>.</p><p></p><p>The sites under the Adult Prime umbrella may not be shooting with the Abella Dangers or Riley Reids of the world, or even the better-known Euro chicks like Krystal Swift. In fact, they don’t even have a pornstars index like you find on nearly every other porn site out there. What they lack in star power, though, they more than make up for in quantity and variety. For the price of a typical paysite, you’re getting access to an absolutely massive network of premium pornography that’s going to get you going no matter what you’re into. My advice is to take a look at the tour page and see what those unknown amateurs and newbie pornstars do for you. If your dick gets hard just looking in the window, you’re going to have a fucking blast inside.</p>
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PornBox
<p>What’s in your Porn Box? Personally, I’ve got a bunch of 18+ teen blowjobs, some Asian MILF anal, a pile of lesbian flicks, and a whole fucking ton of group sex movies. One of the great things about the Internet is the wide, wild variety of porno out there to satisfy perverts of all stripes. The site I’m about to review aims for a big audience with its own mix of dirty movies, and it looks like they’re succeeding. Since the beginning of the year, they’ve gone from thousands of visits a month to a nice, fat 3.3 million. So what’s the fucking secret? Well, as ThePornDude, it’s my job to figure it out.</p><p></p><p><strong>PornBox.com is a premium porn site with a couple of different payment models, including subscriptions and VOD</strong>. Most of the porn sites I review around here fall into neater categories, which is one of the reasons I was eager to check one out that was breaking the mold and still getting a fucking ton of traffic. The site’s actually been around for a few years, so I’m wondering what’s to blame for their recent explosion in popularity. Well, there’s only one way to find out, I guess, which is why I’m lubing up the ol’ silicone bunghole. Let’s do this.</p><p></p><h3>What’s in That Porn Box of Yours?</h3>I thought PornBox was another free tube when I pulled up the front page. There’s kind of a fancier adults-only warning screen than usual, but the actual landing page has the wall of thumbnails you expect on a free site. There are girls taking BBC, hooking up in rooms full of dudes, getting fucked up the ass, and doing kinky lesbian shit with their stepmoms. It gets even kinkier than that, even on the front page, with T-girls getting fisted, insane monster gapes, and even some piss drinking.<p></p><p>In other words, they’ve got a vast and varied selection of perversion going on. Most sites cover the basics like anal and Asians, but a lot of them steer away from that freaky fetish stuff. Well, these guys are, obviously, trying to cast a wide net, which may help explain that growing traffic volume.</p><p></p><p>Another contributing factor might be all the hot pornstars they’ve got fucking around here. The full Models index on the site currently has nearly 14,000 babes, and I started recognizing chicks as soon as I loaded up the website. Kyler Quinn, Skylar Vox, Kenzie Reeves, and Valentina Nappi are just a few of the big names to grace these pages, and I can’t help noticing Natasha Nice and her big-ass titties too. In case you missed it, I actually hooked up with Natasha over at PornDudeCasting recently.</p><p></p><p>I’m sure some of you astute, brainy motherfuckers have figured it out already. If they’ve got this kind of variety and this many different babes, it’s because <strong>they’ve got material from a ton of different porn studios and paysites</strong>. The PornBox.com Studios page lays it out in a picture menu of big names like Gonzo.com, Bang Bros, Private, and Girls Gone Wild. You’ll see more evidence of that deep dive into unusual niches here, with stuff like Busted T-Girls for the trans fans and Hentaied for the hentai enthusiasts who’d love to watch live-action versions of tentacle sex and alien impregnation. (Check out my blog post on Hentaied if you haven’t already because that one’s definitely worth a look even if you aren’t planning on rubbing one out to malfunctioning sex robots or live-action futanari. It’s just so weird!)</p><p></p><h3>Fresh Porn and a Confusing Pricing Scheme</h3>Certain things naturally go together, like peanut butter and jelly, lotion and tissues, or anal sex and blowjobs. A big range of pornstars and studios always goes with something, too, that something being a massive fucking collection of porno. As of this writing, <strong>PornBox.com has nearly 14,000 movies on the menu</strong>. Don’t worry; they’ve got a great selection of filters for finding exactly the shit you want, whether it’s a girl in high heels getting tit-fucked, 18+ teenage lesbians, or interracial pee scenes.<p></p><p>The pile’s constantly getting bigger, too. They’re adding a fresh load of content to Porn Box every day. Today’s newest additions include lesbians double teaming on a lucky dude, a beautiful brunette getting her fat ass slammed by BBC, an Asian girl taking three dicks, and Anissa Kate doing an office DP gangbang. You aren’t going to be hurting for fresh material with this one. However, you may develop sore forearms, not to mention some nasty chafing if you forget to lubricate your hotdog with an appropriate amount of mustard.</p><p></p><p>Which brings us to the big question: how much does it cost to shake your dick at all these movies on PornBox.com? Well, hold on to your dicks because this one’s honestly kind of convoluted. Really fucking complicated, to be honest. I’ve typed this section up multiple times as I’ve tried to wrap my head around it.</p><p></p><p>Like most any paysite, PornBox has a membership that costs thirty bucks. The thirty bucks allow you access to over 1900 member scenes, plus a pack of tickets you can use to buy any scene on the site and a discount if you want more tickets. Alternately, you can skip the membership and just buy tickets or skip the tickets and just buy individual clips with cash.</p><p></p><p>There’s also a Pornworld subscription for $25, which gets you access to everything from Pornworld studio. There are also studio box subscriptions for thirty bucks a pop, with access to everything from studios like Bang Bros and Private. The big advantage of the box subscriptions is that everything goes into your personal porn box, which is a big part of the PornBox gimmick. <strong>You get your own online box to keep all the porn you’ve purchased from the site</strong>.</p><p></p><p>You can also buy entire big-ass libraries if you’re looking to spend a lot of fucking money on porno. I clicked through to check the purchase options for a recently added Lana Roy lesbian movies and got a handful of choices on top of just buying the scene. I could buy the complete Lana Roy collection for $156.83, the whole Hard Porn World stash for $5503.75, or the entire library of Porn World Facial Cumshot scenes for a cool $6,679.73. Honestly, these are fucking awful deals, and I’d avoid them.</p><p></p><h3>And a Side Order of Shenanigans</h3>I did some Googling as I was trying to unravel the Porn Box pricing scheme, and I found some mixed reviews out there. People like the selection, but goddamn, they certainly hate that confusing pricing structure. I don’t blame them. For my money, I’d say the standard thirty-dollar membership is your best option here, though you’ll have to be careful about how you spend those tickets. Don’t blow your load on downloads the first day. You’ll also want to be careful not to buy any of those ludicrously expensive packages by accident. (Honestly, if you’re looking to download fuckloads of porn to build an offline collection, I’d recommend one of the extensive network sites like TeamSkeet instead.)<p></p><p>Another issue that came up was people complaining that it’s hard to cancel your PornBox membership once you’ve signed up. That’s actually a major pet peeve of mine. Instead of just canceling from your Options or Account area, you’ve got to post in the fucking discussion forum.</p><p></p><p>The thing is, PornBox wouldn’t have blown up the way it has recently if it were just an outright scam. People obviously like the site enough that they keep coming back for more. I get it, though, because they’ve got an impressive setup aside from the pricing shenanigans. On one site, you’ve got content from tons of studios, in tons of genres, starring a ton of your favorite pornstars. I can’t pretend I’ve been reviewing the site with a soft dick because there’s plenty of eye candy everywhere I look.</p><p></p><p>So, is PornBox.com worth the money? I’d say it depends on what you’re after. If you’re into a particular brand or genre, you’re probably better off just buying a regular subscription to a standard paysite. (I’ve got a ton of them ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, by the way, in my list of Premium Porn Sites.) On the other hand, PornBox is worth a look if you’re the kind of pervert who’s never satisfied with just one paysite because you need more variety in your crank material. If that describes you, check out what they’ve got on the menu while you’re deciding whether or not to pull the trigger.</p>
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BellesaPlus
<p>Bellesa Plus calls themselves the Netflix of Porn, which frankly wasn’t at all what I was expecting when I first heard the name. I was picturing a scaled-up version of Bellesa, which I’ve reviewed before here at ThePornDude. Their brand has largely been known for their pro-sex and pro-women take on dirty movies, their flicks featuring many real women having real orgasms. Now you’re telling me they’ve got some kind of package deal with their stuff plus other porn producers? Shit, why didn’t somebody wake me up sooner?</p><p></p><p>BellesaPlus.co was just launched at the very end of 2020 and is arguably still in the experimental stage. It doesn’t have a Beta stamp or anything that I saw, but come on, when’s the last time you heard of a pay-what-you-want premium porn network? The concept definitely sounds amazing, but I have to wonder how sustainable it is in the long run. I know I’m not the only one who loves the idea, because the site’s already pulling in around 7,000 visitors a day, just a few short months after launch.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Pay What I Want? For Porn?</h3>“People want better porn and people want ethical porn,” the opening blurb reads at the top of the BellesaPlus landing page. “We want you to have it. No catch.” Beneath that is a slider breaking down the pricing structure—you really do pay whatever you feel like. It says they lose money on the $1 monthly subscriptions, don’t make a profit at $2, and offer 3+ new episodes a day at $3. They call $15 their “standard” Bellesa Plus pricing but imply $10 is the way to go. At twenty, you’re “subsidizing someone else’s subscription,” and there are a couple of higher tiers for porn fans willing to pay more because they “believe porn needs to be disrupted.”<p></p><p>The slider shows rewards being unlocked as you move the button along. The “prize” for spending two bucks a month is monthly billing, which is lame, but you get 4K at $5, early access at $10, credit for their dildo store at $15, and a fancy-ass vibrator (the BuzzFeed AirVibe) at $35. That last one is telling, because it hints at the audience they’re courting. A lot of porn sites really neglect advertising toward female masturbators, but it fits perfectly with Bellesa’s brand and image.</p><p></p><p>Let me touch again on the “ethical porn” they mentioned. <strong>Bellesa has always been a very female-empowering porn site</strong>, even before 2020’s drama with Pornhub and Girls Do Porn. It’s no surprise to see them including similar values as part of the BellesaPlus mission. It did make me wonder who’d be included in their “Netflix of Porn,” as I can think of a few sites and producers off the top of my head that seem to conflict pretty heavily with the Bellesa philosophy. (FacialAbuse, for example, probably wouldn’t make the cut.)</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Easier Fapping Than Real Netflix</h3>If BellesaPlus.co is really the Netflix of Porn, it means they’ve got to have a ton of different smut starring a ton of different models produced by a bunch of different studios, right? Well, that’s exactly what you get. <strong>There are more than 100 premium porn channels on the network</strong>, including a lot of brands with paysites I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude. (They’re apparently adding them too fast to keep up with their front-page text, too, which only claims 50+ channels.)<p></p><p>Obviously, Bellesa has some of their own exclusive material on Bellesa Plus. There’s also porno from Sweetheart Video, SexArt, NewSensations, EroticaX, HardX and SinfulXXX. Get your ebony fix at AllBlackX and your ambiguously ethnic girls from Exotic4K.</p><p></p><p>I can’t help noticing the contrast in vibes between BellesaPlus.co and some of the other porn networks. Whereas the sites under the TeamSkeet umbrella focus on things like sexy 18+ teens and pseudo-taboo, there’s a fairly noticeable emphasis here on story-driven porn, real amateur couples, passionate sex, and some added artiness you don’t always get on your typical reality porn site. I don’t want to say it’s smut aimed squarely at women, but it does look like they’re aiming for a more diverse viewership than most sites.</p><p></p><p>That said, there is a lot of variety here. You’ll find all the major porn staples, from lesbians to interracial to blowjobs and anal. There’s even harder stuff like rough sex and BDSM, though you may be hard-pressed to find anything really degrading.</p><p></p><p><strong>You’ll also find a deep mix of gorgeous models, pornstars and legit amateurs</strong>. There’s less emphasis on big names here, so I didn’t even realize how many famous chicks were getting fucked on the site. They don’t list names on the thumbnails, nor do they have a models directory, two staples on nearly every other porn site. Just clicking through videos, though, I was soon watching babes like Abella Danger, Cherie Deville and Riley Reid.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>That’s a Lot of Good, Cheap Smut</h3>If I have one immediate complaint about Bellesa Plus, it’s the lack of smart TV integration. When they called it the Netflix of Porn, I was really hoping to watch it on the big screen. Gamelink, for example, has a Roku app to let you watch the movies on their Unlimited service. Honestly, I’d settle for just a simple cast button in the video player, but as of now, there’s no really convenient way to watch this site on your TV.<p></p><p>Well, I guess it works out, because I can’t bring my TV to Starbucks, anyway. I can bring my laptop, though, making it a perfect place to begin my official fap test of BellesaPlus. <strong>The network adds at least three new videos a day</strong>, and I figured I’d start with one of the newer ones. I’ve enjoyed Bellesa’s work in the past, so I loaded up a fresh piece of theirs added just yesterday, Old Flames Still Burn Bright.</p><p></p><p>The 25-minute video opens with alternating interviews between Damon Dice and Violet Starr, talking up their crushes on each other. The gimmick here is the performers talk about who they want to bang, and why, and then they do it. After yammering about their chemistry, they’re finally brought into the same room at the 6-minute mark. No joke, it feels like a real reunion between a couple who really fucking missed each other.</p><p></p><p>The passion is certainly on-brand for Bellesa, and the BellesaPlus.co video player streams it smoothly at max resolution without any buffering issues. A few minutes later, Violet is squealing, Damon’s tongue working the fuck out of her clit. Just the way she looks at him is fucking hot as hell, so just wait until you see how eager she is to suck his cock.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Better Sex Ed Than High School</h3>BellesaPlus feels like a truly noble experiment in porn. This is a site with a mission that I think almost everyone could agree with, from the filthiest perverts to even the woke crowd. They’re pro-sex, through and through. It’s evident in the movies, in their different channels, and also in something I’ve never seen on a porn site: interactive sex education lessons.<p></p><p>The stats they list say 30% of people use porn as their primary sex ed, which honestly makes a lot of sense. In school, they taught me to put a condom on a banana and then showed me blue waffle photos, implying the only results of sex were pregnancy and withered, warted genitals. Bellesa’s doing live webinars with sex therapists, a weekly live chat, interactive sex guides and sex ed videos. It sounds like they deserve more funding than my high school.</p><p></p><p>I really like this site. I do worry that it ain’t sustainable, though. They’re publishing more than an hour of fresh smut every day, and asking fans to pay whatever they want, even if it means they lose money. I recently launched PornDudeCasting, where you can watch me bang gorgeous pornstars while wearing socks emblazoned with my own face. I’m only putting out one full-length porno per week, but it’s a real challenge trying to figure out how to keep it free indefinitely. If every Bellesa Plus subscriber is a cheapskate throwing a dollar in the hat, the site ain’t long for this world.</p><p></p><p>Whether or not the site survives may be beside the point. Right now, they represent one of the best values in premium pornography. Even if you spend $15 instead of $3, it’s still a cheap-ass way to watch over a hundred channels of high-end smut with big names and stunning amateurs. I wish it was easier to watch on TV, but shit, for this money, I can’t complain too hard. Let’s hope BellesaPlus.co sticks around for a while.</p>
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Family Strokes
<p>FamilyStrokes! Staged taboo porn or family sex has seen a massive spike in popularity over the past few years. More specifically, faux taboo porn has become one of the most commonplace genres in the adult industry. What started as a small, niche market kink has quickly skyrocketed in demand to become as popular as any other genre in the mainstream porn market.</p><p></p><p>Thanks to sites like Family Strokes, Dad Crush, Sis Loves Me, Bratty Sis, and Step Siblings Caught, every dirty old pervert who has ever entertained the idea of getting a taste of the forbidden fruit of step-family members now has an abundance of content to choose from. Turns out you were far from alone in your formerly unspeakable desires to fuck your stepdaughters, stepsisters, and stepmothers—there is now a huge community of equally dirty old perverts with the same secret, taboo lusts.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Unleash Your Deepest, Darkest Desires (But Not Really…)</h3>I’ll be taking a look at familystrokes.com today—probably one of the more popular and successful sites that cater to the demographic of pornophiles whose mouths water over those sexy sluts who are closest to them (and not blood-related…at least I hope that your mouth isn’t watering over your actual sisters and mothers; if so, you should probably click out of this review right now, open a new tab, and find yourself a decent therapist).<p></p><p>At first glance, Family Strokes is chock full of top-notch, high-quality, premium videos. Just scrolling down the site’s home page is enough to get your cock hard. The girls on Family Strokes are unbelievably sexy. And the situations that they often find themselves in are, admittedly, very hot (and super kinky). Most of the scenarios presented on Family Strokes involve sneaking around other family members in one way or another. One video, for example, starring Bambi Black (oh my god…!) is summarized under the extra-large thumbnail:</p><p></p><p>Bambi Black and her stepbrother are such good caretakers. They help their temporarily blind dad into the house gently and carefully, sitting him down on the couch and offering him their love and support…They sneak away while their blind dad is left alone in the dark and decide to start some foreplay in the hallway. Then, they give the old man some headphones so they can fuck in peace. Bambi sucks her step bro’s curved cock with verve and vigor before proceeding to ride him rambunctiously on the couch next to their blind dad. As she takes her step bro’s dick, in her tight, white pussy lips, her dad tries valiantly to regain his vision. Then, just as her stepbro busts his load all over Bambi, their dad comes to and can miraculously see again. Too bad he couldn’t see what his offspring were up to!</p><p></p><p>That should give you a pretty solid idea of the kind of content you’ll find on Family Strokes. They certainly don’t half-ass their videos in any way, shape, or form. As you can see, their videos are really well thought-out and thoroughly detailed in plot. Which is a good thing, seeing as this entire genre of porn hinges entirely on storyline and situation. In other words, the story has to be good, the entire fantasy depends on it!</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Good Ol’ Fashioned Fuckin’</h3>Family Strokes doesn’t compromise their outstanding level of quality hardcore porn in lieu of storyline either. The good ol’ fashioned fucking does not get lost in the circumstance of the plot. Like I said before, their actresses are some of the hottest I’ve ever seen (not to mention some of the most skilled performers as well). Beyond the fucking and the talent being so grade-A, the quality of the cinematography is on point as well. All HD videos on Family Strokes, with some expert camera work to boot.<p></p><p></p><h3>Clean and Dirty Fun</h3>I’m also a huge fan of the website’s design and layout. It’s a little bit different from the typical, sectioned-off layout of other comparable studios, and it’s not too cluttered. It’s nice and clean (and that’s exactly how I like my dirty videos to be). All you have is a simple matte black background, and a vertical list of giant thumbnails for each video, one on top of the other. Each video has under it the title (which they also seem to put a good deal of thought into—very nice touch), the average user rating (out of 100%), a “like” and “dislike” button, multiple download options (1080 HD, hi-res, low-res, pictures, and HD pictures), the date of publication, and the video’s in-depth synopsis. Other paid sites should take note: this is what is expected from a premium site’s design.<p></p><p>Speaking of what’s expected from a premium site, even though I’m already paying them, Family Strokes does still feel the need to advertise to me. Not as invasively as other paid sites, mind you, but the idea that a premium site would advertise at all in their members-only section is fucking obnoxious and unnecessary. Having said that, though, I do appreciate their efforts to keep their ads to a minimum, as well as only at the bottom of the page, or tucked off somewhere to the side. If you absolutely must have ads (and apparently a lot of fucking porn sites feel that it is an absolute need to do so), this is, by far, the best way to do so.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>No Such Thing as Perfect…</h3>Even though, overall, I am very impressed with Family Strokes, there are still just a few small things that I would have liked to have seen done with the site. Most paid sites, for example, have a page dedicated to a list of all the models who have ever starred in videos they’ve produced. Family Strokes, for some reason, does not.<p></p><p>But, as I said earlier, since the girls of Family Strokes are so insanely hot, this would definitely be a welcomed addition. This way, if I like a particular chick (the way that I fucking love Bambi Black), I don’t have to endlessly scroll through all of their videos to find out if she stars in any others; I could just click on her name and have a list of all the Family Strokes productions that she is featured in. It seems like common sense that they would have something like this.</p><p></p><p>It would also be nice if they had a list of related videos underneath whichever one you are currently watching. That is how I’ve found some of the best content I’ve ever seen, by stumbling upon stuff that is recommended to me based on my tastes. This also seems like a glaringly missing feature for a site that is, otherwise, so on top of its shit.</p><p></p><p></p><h3>Whip Out Your Wallet, Then Your Dick</h3>All in all, I fucking love Family Strokes. I think it’s a remarkably designed site with tons of amazingly high-quality videos and some of the sexiest women of the adult industry today. I like that they seem to put a great deal of thought into each and every video and that the execution of that creativity is equally exceptional.<p></p><p>My only other complaint (and, again, it’s not a huge one) is that sometimes in Family Strokes’ videos the camera lingers too long on aspects of the scene that I, frankly, don’t give a shit about. I don’t know about you, but when I’m watching porn, all I care about seeing is the action. The cameraman tries to get a little too creative sometimes by foregrounding the person being snuck around on (burring the actual fucking happening in the background) for just a little too long.</p><p></p><p>If I’m watching a video of a sexy stepsister getting fucked, for example, behind dad’s back, I don’t need 10 seconds zoomed in on dad’s face—you’ve already established that, just show that beautiful pussy getting pounded! But, then again, it isn’t that hard to just skip ahead 10-20 seconds if need be…</p><p></p><p>If you are one of the many sick, twisted fucks out there who enjoys the rush of ‘taboo’ pornography, I think that you will be very pleased with Family Strokes. It’s rare that I find a paid site that I actually think is well worth the money it costs to be a member, but Family Strokes has exceeded my expectations, and I can say with confidence that you will not be disappointed.</p><p></p><p>Okay, I hope you assholes found that review helpful; I know it can be hard to decide what sites are and are not worth paying for, but we found a good one here, fellas. I believe that my job here is done, so I’m going to go and try to find every video Bambi Black’s ever been in and enjoy the rest of my night. Happy fapping, fuckers!</p>
